Elvis! Alive or Dead???
Well i say he's alive!!! I know cause i saw him. Really he sat beside me on the UFO. It was me Elvis and Bigfoot!!! they beamed us up took us on a tour of the solar system, then fed us fucked us and took a blood sample then let us go!!! Well not Elvis, he had a gig on Alpha Centari to go to.
So me and Bigfoot went back to his place and had some home made brew and Veagan nachos. Then his ole lady came home and i guess she was tired from gathering nuts and berrys all day, or what ever Bigfoot wives do, so she saw me and got pissed. they were hooting and shriking to beat the band, so i left!!! Kinda sad knowing Bigfoot is pussy whipped. weird night!
.....did i forget to mention the weird mushroom i eat before Elvis showed up???
Well i say he's alive!!! I know cause i saw him. Really he sat beside me on the UFO. It was me Elvis and Bigfoot!!! they beamed us up took us on a tour of the solar system, then fed us fucked us and took a blood sample then let us go!!! Well not Elvis, he had a gig on Alpha Centari to go to.
So me and Bigfoot went back to his place and had some home made brew and Veagan nachos. Then his ole lady came home and i guess she was tired from gathering nuts and berrys all day, or what ever Bigfoot wives do, so she saw me and got pissed. they were hooting and shriking to beat the band, so i left!!! Kinda sad knowing Bigfoot is pussy whipped. weird night!
.....did i forget to mention the weird mushroom i eat before Elvis showed up???
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Some time soon i'll have to go back up to Sydney and go through whatevers left at Mums house.She'll be selling before the years out,the place is just too big for her now that she's on her own and there is too many memories,its a bit hard for her.
Have actually seen that movie multiple times because I am a -big- believer in metaphysics... it fascinated me
I have a friend who has a shirt that says "Don't Tell Anyone: I'M ELVIS." He actually looks like a young emo Elvis too, he's a total dreamboat.
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