the_mad_monk

I've aways had a passing dislike for authority figures, but realize that they in most cases are a nessary evil. But when they abuse their power they need to be buggered by large farm animals

Case in point, the security guards at work! They are a group of imcompitant mouth breathers who were unable to either make it as police, Or unable to get on the PD in the first place!!! This being Arkansas, they are also ALL Rednecks!!! Their leader is and 400 lb pile of shit we call Yogi, his second in command and but boy is called Booboo. Two people who were losers all their live and are now in a position of limited power.

Well last night they decided to try and play with a buddy of mine named Sheldon. Sheldon is a nice guy. old biker, who doesn't bother anyone as long as they don't bother him. Well when he came in last night Booboo decided to fuck with him. when sheldom pulled up and showed his ID booboo says No, i'm not letting you in, cause this ID is fake! It was the same ID that he's shown everyday since booboo's been working there. so sheldon says "Bullshit, you know it's real, now givw it back and let me in" boob say no, so sheldon gets out of the car and gets in boo's face and tells him, "give me my FUCKING ID, BEFORE I RIP YOUR EYES OUT AND SKULL FUCK YOU" Booboo gets in such a tither trying to back up he trips and takes a header into a large mud puddle!!!, and Sheldon left him in the mud and went to work!

I had a good night at work!!!