the_mad_monk

sorry.

and hello!

how are you now?

okay this is totally unrelated to the sadness of the rain... but you're celibate? holy wowsers! that's like... wow. but also, britany murphy? ew. she must go. britney spears of yester-year and i'd be like HAWT!!!! like i'm talking the ooops i did it again era. not this married white-trash gross out-ness we are currently witnessing. i think i'm just all bitter because brit murphy annoys me. a lot. for substantial reasons i could perhaps think of if i wasn't so blitzed on the champagne. i [accidentally?] drank much of a bottle of it tonight whilst watching the virgin suicides. peaking of which... kirsten dunst! soooooo freaking HAWT! like for reals. she's way hotter in like eternal sunshine or like bring it on or whatever... but still. ::swoon:: can i have her? i want her. she's just so cute! and i can't decide if she comes with jake gyllenhall or not these days, but he's not so bad either...

soo.... how'd you like your first drunkish note from your favorite soap-box-standing girl?