So i had to go to the hospital yesterday to get an MRI done on my shoulder. But when the tech comes out and sees me he about falls over.
"we don't get many people with shoulders as brod as yours, you may not fit inside!"
But he was an ingenius little twirp so he figures a way to fold me in two lenth wise and stuff me into this metal tube. There i lay for about 45 minutes. Did i mention it was like being in a coffin a couple of sizes to small??? Well it was! And if it wasn't for my Zen like cool, and singing every song i could think of, i would most likely have lost my shit.
Anyway i've decided to be creamated when i die!!!
"we don't get many people with shoulders as brod as yours, you may not fit inside!"
But he was an ingenius little twirp so he figures a way to fold me in two lenth wise and stuff me into this metal tube. There i lay for about 45 minutes. Did i mention it was like being in a coffin a couple of sizes to small??? Well it was! And if it wasn't for my Zen like cool, and singing every song i could think of, i would most likely have lost my shit.
Anyway i've decided to be creamated when i die!!!
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