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Boston, MS

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Wednesday Nov 09, 2005

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I've been tagged by my favorite magic user PaleEnchantress so i guess i better tell all or she put one of her mojos on me wink

20 things you didn't know about the monk

1. until the age of 15, i never lived in one place for more than a year.

2. I've been to43 out of 50 of the US states.

3. i was once a sgt. in the US army

4. i have a third nipple

5. I like saying the word nipple biggrin

6. I've had sex at were i work 3 time, at 3 different jobs

7. I not only love movies, i was actually in one.

8. i once got stoned and shaved all my body hair surreal

9. I'll run sceaming like a little girl if a wasp comes anywere near me blush

10. i was almost mauled be a tiger....it was a cub but still the fucker was strong, and fast.

11. I once had 2 sisters get into a cat fight over me biggrin kinda proud of that one.

12. I once went to a party and woke up in another state.

13. I haven't had a drink in 9 years.

14. i almost drowned when i was 3

15. when i was 8 i was stung 46 times by a swarm of yellow jackets, hence # 9

16. I use to work in a strip club, but was fired for suducing one of the dancers.

17. I spent a year on the road, just traveling around the SW

18. I've never broken a bone.

19. I was once in a metal band

20. I once got laid at a wedding, but was interupted by the minister blush
VIEW 4 of 4 COMMENTS
devil_bitch:
3 times at 3 different jobs!! Holy crap. The closet I ever came was making out heatedly in a storage room.

SO I did mine. You better read it!!
Nov 9, 2005
unique3:
hahahaha....#8. thats a great stoner moment. tongue
Nov 11, 2005

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