I once heard someone say:
"A plan is a list of events that never happen"
This could not be truer. The plan for Friday was simplicity itself: Don't have too much to drink and go to bed early with your dignity still intact.
So I ended up drinking about 14 pints of wheat beer, and going to bed at half 5. Dignity? Well, I left...
Read More
"A plan is a list of events that never happen"
This could not be truer. The plan for Friday was simplicity itself: Don't have too much to drink and go to bed early with your dignity still intact.
So I ended up drinking about 14 pints of wheat beer, and going to bed at half 5. Dignity? Well, I left...
Read More
VIEW 14 of 14 COMMENTS
New housemate's moved in, cheap rent, late nights and an amount of falling asleep in a nightclub in Weston Super Mare.
That's about it really.
Off to Cannock tomorrow, then on to Preston. Where it'll be a very hard fought battle with myself not to lamp my boss.
That's about it really.
Off to Cannock tomorrow, then on to Preston. Where it'll be a very hard fought battle with myself not to lamp my boss.
VIEW 8 of 8 COMMENTS
blayde:
how come you were in WSM..... thats the true british home of sewage!!!
and yes... i am lucky i wasn't there before SAS
x
and yes... i am lucky i wasn't there before SAS
x
sticks:
Cheers! The reverend asked us if we wanted a religious ceremony and we both said "no" in unison. Combined disdain for organised religion is the foundation of any successful marriage. 
One thing I hate doing is writing covering letters to potential employers. I've just done a bit of a tricky one. God knows if anything will come of it, one thing I hate about using the internet as a means of communication - it's just so damned impersonal. This is why I always regard fax mechines with suspicion too, it's just that you never get...
Read More
Read More
perdy:
It gets easier, just make sure you save them! Then you can just edit it next time.
Well, I'm the travelling pig once again. I had my two days in Falmouth. I stayed in the smallest hotel room in the world. In fact, I was so overwhelmed at how undersized it was (Or should that be underwhelmed? 
) That I took a picture, because that's how exciting my stay was.
In order to put a sense of perspective into it, I placed...
Read More
) That I took a picture, because that's how exciting my stay was.
In order to put a sense of perspective into it, I placed...
Read More
VIEW 8 of 8 COMMENTS
someoneuk:
No, we had those insurmountable odds on the way back form Liverpool in January. I think I'll take the car, just drive slowly and hopefully miss all the M25 traffic. I'll enjoy the restive sounds of planes landing
That is the smallest bed, I have seen since I stayed in a B&B when I move up here. I swear you can't buy beds that small these days.
B&Q have 'concept' stores?
That is the smallest bed, I have seen since I stayed in a B&B when I move up here. I swear you can't buy beds that small these days.
B&Q have 'concept' stores?
perdy:
Hmmm I just don't know whether that would work. I wouldn't get paid and work would just pile up without me. I think I just have to suck it up.
I've got those end of holiday blues.
Back to work tomorrow, which means leaving for Bristol at 6am, working there until about 5 then driving straight from Bristol to Falmouth, about 180 miles away! Work in Falmouth for 2 days then I get to go home. Oh god I love this job.
In other news, I've found another Bird's nest in the back garden, the...
Read More
Back to work tomorrow, which means leaving for Bristol at 6am, working there until about 5 then driving straight from Bristol to Falmouth, about 180 miles away! Work in Falmouth for 2 days then I get to go home. Oh god I love this job.
In other news, I've found another Bird's nest in the back garden, the...
Read More
VIEW 14 of 14 COMMENTS
deathmagnetic:
Couldn't agree more mate - think I've only listed to "God Hates Us All" twice! But we have to keep the faith...who knows, maybe even the new 'tallica album might be good
heckler:
Thanks for the birthday greeting
I'm just uploading a clutch vid I recorded at download last week (sorry you couldn't make it
) If you wanna check it out look herehecklers youtube channel
What were you up to in you're fleeting visit to my lovely home town?
I'm just uploading a clutch vid I recorded at download last week (sorry you couldn't make it
) If you wanna check it out look herehecklers youtube channel
What were you up to in you're fleeting visit to my lovely
home town?
VIEW 11 of 11 COMMENTS
hopey:
I LOVE that movie.
And, you get flexible be DOING yoga.
I break them all, why would i leave any for anyone else?
And, you get flexible be DOING yoga.
I break them all, why would i leave any for anyone else?
spamtwo:
Thanks to the handy pop-up I now know that you've been a member since Dec 2004, what a handy feature that is 
Things I've learned over the last week or so.
1. Don't try and be funny, really, just don't.
2. I can make a shirt in only 4 hours.
3. Employment agencies suck ass.
4. X-Men 3 is surprisingly disappointing.
5. Trying to get lunch in zizzi's italian bistro is like tying to get blood out of a stone.
6. I can't drink red wine anymore....
Read More
1. Don't try and be funny, really, just don't.
2. I can make a shirt in only 4 hours.
3. Employment agencies suck ass.
4. X-Men 3 is surprisingly disappointing.
5. Trying to get lunch in zizzi's italian bistro is like tying to get blood out of a stone.
6. I can't drink red wine anymore....
Read More
VIEW 22 of 22 COMMENTS
harleen:
I don't like the colours. It's like a 15 year old girl has designed it...
X-men 3 does suck.
X-men 3 does suck.
spamtwo:
the only things I really hate about the design are the colours and the script font they've used, the rest would be ok with a few tweaks
VIEW 25 of 49 COMMENTS
perdy:
There's rich soil, if you care to dig.
perdy:
and there'll always be Starkadders at Cold Comfort Farm
Meh.
I've just gotta get over myself.
I've just gotta get over myself.
VIEW 7 of 7 COMMENTS
deathmagnetic:
Down...and they were magnificent! The current guitarist from Venom popped up for 30 seconds of guitar during the encore to keep the 'Toon' side represented! I always seem to enjoy the gigs that I don't expect much from, the most! They were incredibly heavy too! 
sticks:
It's good to get it out of your system. Aaaaaand...relax.
So how many times can one write and then delete a journal entry?
Answer: Many.
In brief, I woke up this morning in a fucking foul mood. It ebbed for a bit, but it's been there all day.
But, in a dramatic turn of events, I know why I feel so pissed off. But that's no real good thing.
The crux of the matter is...
Read More
Answer: Many.
In brief, I woke up this morning in a fucking foul mood. It ebbed for a bit, but it's been there all day.
But, in a dramatic turn of events, I know why I feel so pissed off. But that's no real good thing.
The crux of the matter is...
Read More
Yes It's like most Self stuff- bizarre and slightly disturbing but very funny in a dark kind of way..