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Monday May 21, 2007

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I recently read this theory:

If toast always falls butter side down according to Murphy's law, and a cat will always land on it's feet, a perpetual motion machine can be made by attaching a piece of toast to the back of a cat and throwing it out of a window. the cat and toast combination will simply spin inches from the ground unless either the cat or the toast decays.

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heavenandhell:
Unless the cat is arthritic like mine and lands on it's chin and does a back flip before landing in a dazed heap! The thing about the toast is that it's always the last of the bread from the bag, which means a double blow.

The Lithium is what I take as a mood stabiliser. It's an awkward med as there is a fine line between too much and too little. This weeks blood test has come back too low. My doc's confused, so I have no chance. confused

Take care.

kiss kiss
May 23, 2007
iseult:
I am going to test this theory with one of the many cats that pass through my garden daily. biggrin

Thank you for the birthday wishes!
May 23, 2007

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