Wow, they've made a breakthrough at work. The marketing department have worked hard and diligently to identify the key groups of paint buyers throughout the UK. They've identified a group of consumers that is the largest growing group, and they've formulated a plan that will relaunch our brand in a spectacular fashion to suit this fast growing demographic.
the practical upshot of this is that for the next 6 weeks, I will be tracking down every tin of paint in every large DIY outlet in the South West, and applying a sticker to the tin.
That's a lot of tins.
And that's all I'll be doing.
Well worth it I reckon.
I did the job interview, I'll know if I'm on the shortlist by the end of the week.
Recent events have led me to quote a line from The Mighty Boosh a lot over the last week or so.
My wife was like all women: Strange and evil...
Yeah, sorry, I'm feeling a little on the misogynistic side at the moment.
But, speaking of the boosh...
the practical upshot of this is that for the next 6 weeks, I will be tracking down every tin of paint in every large DIY outlet in the South West, and applying a sticker to the tin.
That's a lot of tins.
And that's all I'll be doing.
Well worth it I reckon.
I did the job interview, I'll know if I'm on the shortlist by the end of the week.
Recent events have led me to quote a line from The Mighty Boosh a lot over the last week or so.
My wife was like all women: Strange and evil...
Yeah, sorry, I'm feeling a little on the misogynistic side at the moment.
But, speaking of the boosh...
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crucial:
Stickers. On paint pots. I'd take it. I've just quit my job because I dislike people, paint pots wouldn't gimme no lip. stickers can be fun. Ok, it doesn't sound very inspiring. Fingers crossed about the shortlist jig.... 
sticks:
They're cooler than a cucumber in an eskimo's larder. Ironically, the use of that hackneyed old sentence makes me 12% less cool.