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Tuesday Dec 12, 2006

Dec 12, 2006
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Wow, they've made a breakthrough at work. The marketing department have worked hard and diligently to identify the key groups of paint buyers throughout the UK. They've identified a group of consumers that is the largest growing group, and they've formulated a plan that will relaunch our brand in a spectacular fashion to suit this fast growing demographic.

the practical upshot of this is that for the next 6 weeks, I will be tracking down every tin of paint in every large DIY outlet in the South West, and applying a sticker to the tin.

That's a lot of tins.

And that's all I'll be doing.

Well worth it I reckon. whatever

I did the job interview, I'll know if I'm on the shortlist by the end of the week.

Recent events have led me to quote a line from The Mighty Boosh a lot over the last week or so.

My wife was like all women: Strange and evil...

Yeah, sorry, I'm feeling a little on the misogynistic side at the moment.

But, speaking of the boosh...

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crucial:
Stickers. On paint pots. I'd take it. I've just quit my job because I dislike people, paint pots wouldn't gimme no lip. stickers can be fun. Ok, it doesn't sound very inspiring. Fingers crossed about the shortlist jig.... biggrin
Dec 13, 2006
sticks:
They're cooler than a cucumber in an eskimo's larder. Ironically, the use of that hackneyed old sentence makes me 12% less cool.
Dec 13, 2006

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