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Sunday Oct 22, 2006

Oct 22, 2006
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Well, if anyone ever needs any kind of schooling in drinking to a ludicrous excess and making a complete twat out of themselves, I'm going to be starting lessons.


A question for you all then, borne out of this weekend's drunken prattlings with other members.

People seem to want the happy pig back. Yes? No? Or should I just tell Neil to shut up? tongue

Your vote counts.
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mmm:
I'm beginning to think I really do need lessons in drinking to a ludicrous excess and making a complete twat out of myself. Is your course assessed by a written exam, field trip or course work? biggrin

I vote oink.
Oct 24, 2006
mmm:
Hehehe, you crazy! biggrin

Well I've already taken a Vocational Diploma in Friend Alienation, and I've been working as a freelance hermit for a couple of years now. So I think I'll definitely take the paper on 'Sobriety and Regret'.

Just to be clear, the essay should consist of no more than 3 beer watermarks, a small chunk of vomit and some smeared lipstick on a used napkin, right?
Oct 25, 2006

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