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Sunday Jul 02, 2006

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I once heard someone say:

"A plan is a list of events that never happen"

This could not be truer. The plan for Friday was simplicity itself: Don't have too much to drink and go to bed early with your dignity still intact.

So I ended up drinking about 14 pints of wheat beer, and going to bed at half 5. Dignity? Well, I left it here somewhere, I saw it not too long ago. *pats pockets and looks guilty*

So the drive home was pretty arduous, roadworks and bloody grockle boxes. But I survived and when I returned home, I discovered that my housemates had just lit the barbecue, and that there was a space cake bake off. So naturally I spent yesterday afternoon in no fit state to really do anything than sit slumped in a chair and giggle. Oh, and be underwhelmed yet again with our football team's performance. I wish I'd laid a bet on that now, I would have cleaned up.

Lastly, don't ask me how or why; I appear to have grown a social life again! Which is nice...

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heckler:
The pics were taken on Monday at St Govans Head - Pembrokeshire. It's where my mothers is from. My greatgrandfather was a fisherman & knew these waters amazingly well (he was also coxwain of the milford haven lifeboat, back in the days when they used rowing boats eeek ) I get back there as often as I can but, sadly, thats not very often these days frown
Jul 6, 2006
solipsistic:
sounds like a mjor triumph to me!

Yes It's like most Self stuff- bizarre and slightly disturbing but very funny in a dark kind of way..
Jul 6, 2006

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