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Friday Dec 30, 2005

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Ow, my head hurts.

Quite a lot.

Well, update time again. So, Christmas has been and gone, That was a bit odd. I spent Christmas with my dad and his family. In fact it's been the first Christmas in 20 years that I've spent with my dad. It was really nice to spend some time with him, but I'm not the most family oriented person in the world, so it felt a bit awkward at times. Also, his entire family are complete TV addicts, I ended up watching more TV on Christmas day than I have in the last 6 months! And I'm not sure I trust my little sisters either, there's something unholy about them. The eldest is 15, and she's not into any of the pursuits that a 15 year old should be into. She has no interest in boys, clothes, alcohol, smoking, music or hanging out in packs. What she does seem to do though is enjoy playing in a caring and sharing manner with her 9 year old sister. That shit just ain't right.

All moved in and unpacked now. Which is good, but there's been one slight snag. The house next door is occupied by some uni students, who have all gone home for the Christmas break. For the last 5 days, something in the empty house has been beeping constantly, it sounds like a smoke alarm, and has been driving us all insane!!!

My computer is also causing headaches. The day before I moved, it decided to corrupt a very important file and refused to play nicely at all. So I've finally and reluctantly put Windows XP on my machine. And somehow something has infected my machine with a barrage of pop ups and security alerts. Despite having all the appropriate software to stop this kind of thing. So I generally have about 10 minutes on the computer before this little bubble thing appears telling me I have spyware on my computer, and it won't go away unless I buy some expensive piece of software. mad Does anyone have any suggestions?

But at least my hangover has subsided a little.
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zombieelvis:
it's all lies.

I didn't attack an innocent lady, I attacked Perdy. That bitch was asking for it.

Besides, I awoke with kebab pants, which I blame entirely on her. And I think Whitney Houston was involved at some point, but I'm struggling to piece the events together.

A thorough investigation will follow, along with a complete vindication of my actions, my pants, and the children (I believe they're the future, you know - teach them well and let them lead the way).

Bless you.
Jan 1, 2006
perdy:
Ahhhh thank you, it's so refreshing to speak to someone who likes them and isn't obsessed with bottoms. I have decided that having platonic male friends is practically impossible unless you're in a relationship. I want to ship all my girlie friends up here, or....well I need to make some more, I just can't cope with trying to have conversations with someone who obviously has ulterior motives and is not listening to a word I say!
Anyway, how was your day honey?
Jan 3, 2006

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