the_happy_pig

"Why would anyone want to make fun of your voice, I think you sound perfectly lovely! are you sure that's a cat though? Sounded like the exhaust system of a mighty powerful engine to me, unless of course you're housing Siberian tigers as opposed to fluffy house cats!"

Thanks for the compliment.

Are you inquiring about the horsepower of my pussy?

If a cautery pen is used for branding , you can get some rather intricate patterns. My branding is a multi-strike, but is still great. I looked at your tat- you could definitely get branding work done in the negative spaces.Nice piece BTW. I dont think that branding would necessarily destroy a tattoo- it would depend on the tattoo and I think whether the scabs from the brand healed cleanly-and thats all a matter of taking care not to pull the scabs off etc. Really, though, Im not a pro- just a satisfied customer. I would think you'd have to find a brander in the U.K. and talk to them. Have you checked BMEzine? There has to be some directory of piercers and branders in the U.K. Ask your tattooist. Hope I'm helping some.

Hey hey hey,

you know you can beat glass eyed pikey couples! As long as everything is nailed to the floor your fine. Just need to make sure your shoes are on tight, cos seriously they'll have anything!

As for exotic meat, if you every get a chance try springbok 10 out 0f 10, its delicious and nutricious (so i've heard), wildebeast comes in close at 9.75 out of 10.

What ever you do don't bother with zebra, it mings (which isn't nice).

American Idol is a guilty pleasure for sure...but wait...didn't the whole idea come out of England?! You whacky Brits and your crazy show ideas!

hey, tomorrow is pay day! enjoy a hot meal!! and make sure you have a great weekend.

i will share some of my hope with you. not only does no hope= no fear but no hope=unhappiness. this world is full of people who will hurt you, but it is also full of people who will love you. hang in there and i hope you feel better.

please don't apologize and feel free to rant whenever you need to. sometimes just expressing yourself and getting it all out makes you feel better. and sometimes it's easier to let it all out to a stranger than someone you know. i'm glad the date went well. i hope you have many more good ones!

1. What is the fastest land animal?
Cheeta

2. How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? (to the nearest square foot)
Half a cord a day

3. What is the general opinion Americans have of us brits?
I don't think most Americans really have much of an oppinion about Brits. Personally I would rather hang out with a Brit than an American any day of the week. Most of the Brits I've met know how to have a good time.