the_gentleman

Passengerme: i'll go where ever is best for me
That HxC Guy: so San Antonio it is
That HxC Guy: ha ha
Passengerme: hahaha
Passengerme: fuck texas dude, sorry but no way in hell am i moving to texas
That HxC Guy: dude...
That HxC Guy: that area is Texas exepmt
That HxC Guy: it should be California Jr.
That HxC Guy: Austin/San Antonio is awesome
Passengerme: no way in hell am i moving to texas
That HxC Guy: fuck it
That HxC Guy: i didn't want another booty call anyway
That HxC Guy: ass...
Passengerme: hahaha
Passengerme: you'd get upset that i was bringin' home all the girls and you weren't getting any and i'd have to move back home
That HxC Guy: damn right, fucker
That HxC Guy: i don't wanna beat it all the time
That HxC Guy: i gotta get some ass too
Passengerme: you'd see a line outside my room
Passengerme: get all jealous and i've have to smack you.
That HxC Guy: bitches coming back with pregnancy tests...i can't have all that
Passengerme: i'd
That HxC Guy: them beating up my truck thinking it's yours
That HxC Guy: it'd be all drama
That HxC Guy: talk shows calling our house because another girl wants you on the show for a "Blood Test: It's his baby" episode
That HxC Guy: i know how the life of a real player is
Passengerme: fuck that condoms, i buy stock in that shit.
That HxC Guy: ha ha ha
That HxC Guy: i know you blow a load like superman
That HxC Guy: She sends me e-mails
Passengerme: just ask her
That HxC Guy: and morgue photos
Passengerme: hahah
That HxC Guy: you blow bitches faces off like a buck shot
That HxC Guy: BAAM!
Passengerme: shes my wonderwoman only her womb or a kryptonite condom can stop my loads and kryptonite kills me so we know who i'm kickin it with
That HxC Guy: ha ha ha
That HxC Guy: points for incorporating Mall Rats
Passengerme: hahaha
That HxC Guy: for that sir...I love you
Passengerme: nice
Passengerme: i love you too...but in a strictly heterosexual kinda way.

Yes...we do really have conversations like this...