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Tuesday Jan 25, 2005

Jan 25, 2005
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I have an honest and pure distaste for internet lingo/abbreviations. But, above them all...I hate "OMG" the most. If it is ever seen that I use "OMG" it is extreme sarcasm, and should be taken as something as offensive as a "Your Momma..." joke. That being said...

Why in the hell did I join Myspace?! The entire time I've been on there, all I have gained, is the knowledge that honest, decent people that I know say "OMG"...And often! Ugh...

Anyway, to continue this journal of irrational feelings...Here are a list of my top 5 irrational/unfounded idiosyncrasies:

1: I fear that I will suffocate during my sleep when I'm sick. This comes from the fact that my nose gets clogged up to the point that breathing, even through my mouth, is a chore.

2: I can't sleep with any doors open. I will literally do a check of my closet and room doors to make sure they are fully closed. It's nothing to do with a Boogeyman or some predator, it's just some odd mild form of OCD.

3: I constantly scare myself with thoughts of being followed or watched. There doesn't have to be a reason...My mind will wander, especially at night, just as anyone's does...However, I tend to begin manifesting entire scenes from the mere thought of being watched or followed.

4: When I was little, I had myself convinced that 2 entities occupied my body. I thought that while I was awake, the other "person" was imaging that they were sleeping, and that when I went to sleep, the other person woke up. It made sense to me...Oh, and I forgot to mention, I was also convinced that this other entity was most definately a vampire or a werewolf...Not kidding.

5: I shudder *as I am now* at the mere thought of hypodermic needles, and it gets worse when I'm around or see them...But I always manage to decently get through with taking a shot. But this comes from yet another childhood theory...rather a dream. I dreamt one night that the school nurse was administering shots (which doesn't happen these days for starters) and it was my turn. Well, the nurse proceeded to put the needle in my forearm, and push it through until the head came out the other side of my arm...I've been a psycho about them ever since.

So yeah...I was a very morbid little kid, and grew up to be an odd character. Oh well, I'll deal and like it.

So my first two days of work at the theaters, combined with the night job, my schedule for Friday & Saturday looks like this:

Friday:
3am - ? (8am - 11am, depending) Stocking Job
(8am - 11am, depending) - 12pm Sleep
1pm - 11pm Theaters
11pm - 2am Sleep

Saturday:
3am - ? (8am - 11am, depending) Stocking Job
(8am - 11am, depending) - 12pm Sleep
1pm - 11pm Theaters

Sunday:
OFF!!!

Ugh...Oh well, it's money.




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VIEW 10 of 10 COMMENTS
darren:
Nice picture hot stuff. I want to make one of those now. wink
Jan 26, 2005
sluttygoodgirl:
Haha, love this journal entry. And I am SO guilty of the "omg" thing. Sorry, can't help myself. smile

I thought the expletive was very appropriate! tongue
Jan 26, 2005

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