One of my favorite pairs of shorts has a HUGE rip in the crotch, and at first, I was apprehensive to wear them. However, it's kind of hot and I thought it would be amusing to call people out for looking at my taint region if they were to point out said rip.
jj_r0x0rz:
i have a pair of shorts like that and I just leave it ripped i swear those shorts have been ripped crotched for about a year now and I love wearing it so i can catch people starring at my crotch region