Sorry but this exchange with a bot was too precious to keep:
Here goes...
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willukeepmecompany69: hi... aanyone there?
laggin_with_schmoooooopie: hi
willukeepmecompany69: oh your thete hi...
laggin_with_schmoooooopie: so how's LA
willukeepmecompany69: a/s/l (age sex loocation)?
laggin_with_schmoooooopie: 78/m/Los Angeles
laggin_with_schmoooooopie: and what do you do
willukeepmecompany69: im 27/f/USA. was lookin at your profile. thought you might like to chat.
willukeepmecompany69: so what havve you been up to laggin_with_schmoooooopie?
laggin_with_schmoooooopie: ....
laggin_with_schmoooooopie: um.laggin...you know.with schmoopie
willukeepmecompany69: cool. i was just hangin out watching tvv. i was getting kinda h*rny (*blushes)
willukeepmecompany69: feel like a little cyyber fun with me ? please please...
laggin_with_schmoooooopie: yeah I can see how someone 78 with the name laggin with schmoopie would attract you
willukeepmecompany69: alright how bout i get down on my knees in front of you and help you out of your pants?
laggin_with_schmoooooopie: sure I can't hardly bend my legs anymore...bein 78 and in a rest home n allI can barely stand
willukeepmecompany69: tell me what you want me to do with yoi while i slip out of my panties
laggin_with_schmoooooopie: hows about you get me some oatmeal
willukeepmecompany69: was just browsing the profile thing. looked like youu might be an interesting person to chat with.
laggin_with_schmoooooopie: that's good to know..I was thinking of changin the name to get more responses.something like angel_demon_punisher perhaps
willukeepmecompany69: oh yeah babe.. dont stop. while i slide my hand down between my legs and part my moist ****
laggin_with_schmoooooopie: moist...I need a moist house...prevents fires you know
willukeepmecompany69: oh it feels so good. Im holding your ****** in my hand, my shiny red fingernails ******, while my full, soft lips ***** meat
laggin_with_schmoooooopie: hae you ever been to the UK...now THAT is a moist place
laggin_with_schmoooooopie: sorry, I keep the meat in the fridge
willukeepmecompany69: open my webssite so you can look at me while im ***** you. use the link in my profile!
laggin_with_schmoooooopie: wow...you guys DO take your time with scripting bots doncha
willukeepmecompany69: whqt do you think of my pics?
laggin_with_schmoooooopie: your pecs? sorry I'm hard of hearing
willukeepmecompany69: sh*t the phone. dont sttop ***** it. hold on...
laggin_with_schmoooooopie: don't stop holding the phone?
willukeepmecompany69: sorry, I have to take this call, probly take bout five minutes. If you want, come to my page and lets finish this. I zave my cam on there cyberfungus dot com look for me on there
laggin_with_schmoooooopie: s'been real...as always...(has heart attack and calls bambulance)
Here goes...
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willukeepmecompany69: hi... aanyone there?
laggin_with_schmoooooopie: hi
willukeepmecompany69: oh your thete hi...
laggin_with_schmoooooopie: so how's LA
willukeepmecompany69: a/s/l (age sex loocation)?
laggin_with_schmoooooopie: 78/m/Los Angeles
laggin_with_schmoooooopie: and what do you do
willukeepmecompany69: im 27/f/USA. was lookin at your profile. thought you might like to chat.
willukeepmecompany69: so what havve you been up to laggin_with_schmoooooopie?
laggin_with_schmoooooopie: ....
laggin_with_schmoooooopie: um.laggin...you know.with schmoopie
willukeepmecompany69: cool. i was just hangin out watching tvv. i was getting kinda h*rny (*blushes)
willukeepmecompany69: feel like a little cyyber fun with me ? please please...
laggin_with_schmoooooopie: yeah I can see how someone 78 with the name laggin with schmoopie would attract you
willukeepmecompany69: alright how bout i get down on my knees in front of you and help you out of your pants?
laggin_with_schmoooooopie: sure I can't hardly bend my legs anymore...bein 78 and in a rest home n allI can barely stand
willukeepmecompany69: tell me what you want me to do with yoi while i slip out of my panties
laggin_with_schmoooooopie: hows about you get me some oatmeal
willukeepmecompany69: was just browsing the profile thing. looked like youu might be an interesting person to chat with.
laggin_with_schmoooooopie: that's good to know..I was thinking of changin the name to get more responses.something like angel_demon_punisher perhaps
willukeepmecompany69: oh yeah babe.. dont stop. while i slide my hand down between my legs and part my moist ****
laggin_with_schmoooooopie: moist...I need a moist house...prevents fires you know
willukeepmecompany69: oh it feels so good. Im holding your ****** in my hand, my shiny red fingernails ******, while my full, soft lips ***** meat
laggin_with_schmoooooopie: hae you ever been to the UK...now THAT is a moist place
laggin_with_schmoooooopie: sorry, I keep the meat in the fridge
willukeepmecompany69: open my webssite so you can look at me while im ***** you. use the link in my profile!
laggin_with_schmoooooopie: wow...you guys DO take your time with scripting bots doncha
willukeepmecompany69: whqt do you think of my pics?
laggin_with_schmoooooopie: your pecs? sorry I'm hard of hearing
willukeepmecompany69: sh*t the phone. dont sttop ***** it. hold on...
laggin_with_schmoooooopie: don't stop holding the phone?
willukeepmecompany69: sorry, I have to take this call, probly take bout five minutes. If you want, come to my page and lets finish this. I zave my cam on there cyberfungus dot com look for me on there
laggin_with_schmoooooopie: s'been real...as always...(has heart attack and calls bambulance)