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Friday Aug 06, 2004

Aug 6, 2004
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Whew! Just got done catching up with everyone on here...Well, at least everyone that commented in that last journal. Ok, so I have a funny joke to tell you guys.

NOTE: Read the last part out loud to yourself if you don't get it. tongue

*ahem*

So these priests decided to set up a little booth outside the Playboy Mansion selling flowers, since you know, lots of people go there sight-seeing and what-not. So they were making pretty good money, but this pissed Hugh Hefner to no end, saying that if they were making a profit off of his success, he should get a cut of the money. They refused to give them any money, so he had some goons go and tear down their booth and run them off the property.

The moral of the story?

"Only Hugh can prevent florist friars."

tongue

I leave you with more questions:

1. How old were you when your heart got broken for the first time?

2. Was the first time you had sex completely horrible? Or was it a wonderful experience that you will always remember for the rest of your life?
(NOTE: This question is unrelated to the first! tongue )

3. Fill in the blank: "My best friend growing up was ____________ and we knew each other through ___________."

Have a fantabulous weekend! biggrin

~T.C.

R.I.P. Rick James.

In fond memory..."I'm Rick James, BIATCH!"

I used to love his song "Superfreak." I even used to aspire to be that kinky and superfreaky.
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cheech:
1. Depends how you define heartbreak. I have a history of things going not-how-I-wanted with pretty much all females... not that it's all their fault or anything.
2. The sex was very good actually... but it didn't help us be good friends, so the relationship went badly. I was, and remain, crappy at the technical/ performance act of sex, due to not enough practice, but the young lady wanted a virgin, so that's what she got, so I think she, for lack of a better word, appreciated the clumsiness.
3. My oldest friend Eric was in my 6th grade class. We still hang out... I wish he was more into the things I am, but he's a good guy.
Aug 8, 2004
jupitergrl:
1. How old were you when your heart got broken for the first time?
- umm... twenty.

2. Was the first time you had sex completely horrible? Or was it a wonderful experience that you will always remember for the rest of your life?
-it was pretty bad.. i didn't really know the guy, and we were in a very tiny bathtub, and he didn't really know what he was doing either. i didn't enjoy it at all. of course, i realize now that i don't do "dick" very well.. .

3. Fill in the blank: "My best friend growing up was SHREFFA, THE ONLY GIRL IN MY CLASS WHO WAS JUST AS FAT AS ME, we knew each other through SKOOL, AND WE'RE STILL FRIENDS."
Aug 8, 2004

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