the_cheat

GAH!!

WOKE UP LATE!!

HURRY HURRY SCURRY FLURRY!!

*huff puff huff huff*

HURRY HURRY SCURRY FLURRY!!!

*passes out from heat stroke and over-exertion*

*splat*

*wakes up, looks at her hair in the mirror, passes out again*

*thwap*

Bugger.

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I'm cleaning house today, and getting lots of errands done. On occasion I will be checking in on SG and catching up with all of you as much as I can. Wish me luck!

I just got a broom and a mop! WOOT!

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And I used to keep my makeup in a squirrel hole, up the tree. And uh, and the squirrel would keep makeup on one side, and hed keep nuts on the other side. And sometimes Id get up that tree and that squirrel would be covered in makeup! La la, la la, oh, oh. What? Fuck off! he seemed to say. And they always eat n squirrels always eat nuts with two hands, always two hands, arararar, and occasionally, they stop and go, oh, uh, ah, as if theyre going, Did I leave the gas on? No! Im no Im a fucking squirrel! And occasionally they go, Fucking nuts! Fed up with them always. I long for a grapefruit. Yeah. So thats very much like the army. And, umm the running jumping climbing trees is, not the squirrel bit, the the trees bit.

Was watching this while cleaning.

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I'm off to the Lucky Lab pub for a little shindig. My first time in a pub! Woohoo!

Time to get a little glammed up. Gotta look nice! I'm wicked stoked!

Wish me luck! Hehe

~T.C.