Sunday Aug 24, 2003

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All the crazy ladies where I work are kicking off at the minute. They keep crying and gibbering and running away, this on top of the fact one's had a hip operation so we have to look after her and take her to the toilet and stuff...
I love where I work though. I like mothering the ladies and being bossy, it makes me smile. smile
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unnecessaryz:
I take it you're not really a jizzmopper then? I've never made anyone chortle before. At least that they've admitted to. You're the raddest crush Busta Rhymes ever had.
acwildheart:
I couldn't help but raise a wry smile reading this again - I was on the bus into Leeds the other night and there was a very drunk 60-something bloke "entertaining" the rest of the bus with his renditions of Eddie Cochrane songs. The sound of a cat going through a wrangler didn't even come close. Fortunately, he got off the bus halfway into the city...

Friday Aug 22, 2003

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I went shopping today! And I got all girly, which is weird for me cos I live in men's jeans and little kid's t-shirts.
I got some jeans that actually fit me round my bum, and a vest with flowery pattern, not exactly frilly dresses but I think the change from lazy-arse tomboy to eccentric old lady is starting, cos I truly lusted after a...
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chrislikewhoa:
I've watched Requiem more times than I can remember.

We've got a winner!
Weeeeee've got a winner!
keith:
Now you just need 14 cats. wink

Thursday Aug 21, 2003

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Well that's pissed on my bonfire;
the guy I was meant to be going down to see on Friday night has got work at the Leeds Festival, and wants to see me next week instead. Still, it means I don't have to get all tarted up tomorrow when I'm knackered from staying up all tonight from doing my essays.
He also told me I was...
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keith:
Is this the musician guy you met last week? smile
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I knew the girl who broke my dry spell was really going to get her money's worth. Hehe.

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starsjuggler:
ooops, let me help you with those, I wonder if we need glue to put them back...
now I feel the urge to unscrew mine, to see what happens

Wednesday Aug 20, 2003

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She stood on the bridge at midnight
her lips were all a-quiver
she gave a cough
her leg fell off
and floated down the river
tongue
Edited to put in a proper poem, by Mervyn Peake...

Sensitive, Seldom and Sad are we,
As we wend our way to the sneezing sea,
With our hampers full of thistles and fronds,
To plant round the edge of the...
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the_bear:
smile Clumsily I think, and probably walking into doors and shouting 'FUCK' and BASTARD' a lot. That's how I walk, anyway.

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acwildheart:
'Ey up, cheers for leaving the comment. Scarborough is v nice - was actually on holiday there just a few weeks ago. I'm actually from Bradford meself so some way inland. Still, it's the city that gave the world Terrorvision so that's definitely summat to be proud of!

Monday Aug 18, 2003

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puke Puppy was sick last night, luckily I got to a plastic bag in time and I don't have to wash my carpet down. He's been looking at me with his big sad eyes because I've got to write essays and can't take him out today.
I have to get all this work in for Friday otherwise I have to go back to Uni, fuck...
thrasher:
poor puupy