the_baron

I went to SG Burlesque Last night! It was fucking AWESOME! I loved it, surprisingly for denton it was a really nice venue, though it filled to capacity, and I had to wait outside for about an hour and fifteeen minutes. (Fuck my job) There were actually quite a few people in line. It was also raining really bad, but I had a really good umbrella. I felt bad though, there was a group of girls there are dressed up, and looking really pretty, just getting wet, so I let them borrow my umbrella. My leather pants got soaked I got to get in about 5 minutes before the girls went on stage so I go to see the show. They were all so beautiful! Though I think I'm in love with the one who danced to The Cure, I think it was Tegan but I'm not sure, they look a little different in person. (And I think it was the song, Robert Smith Kick ASS!)

So I had a strange dream in 3 parts last night about the girls after I attended the show and stumbled into my bed drunk off of my ass. In the first part I was walking through a very large warehouse, with a little digital camera taking pictures. A couple girls were just kind of wandering (fully clothed though). I was just taking pictures of random things, sometimes the girls, sometimse a shelf or some strange metal piece inside the warehouse. Then I walked outside and ran into Bee, son't know where she came from, but she told me to take lots of pictures of boobies for her, so I told her to lift up her shirt, she did, and I took a picture of her boobs for her.(I'm such a nice person). Then that sequence ended because I gor woken up.

The next sequence was really strange, the SG's had ebcome some kind of strange police force across the world. And I had the strange ability to fly by flapping my wings. Well for some reason they were going to arrest me, and everyone knows if you get arrested, they are going to hang you the next morning. Well I was initially captured, one of the girls (the one who danced to the cure, again I think Tegan) had this awesome blow dart she used with arrows tipped in an anesthetic, so I went numb and couldn't fly anymore. But a commotion happened, and I was able to escape, YAY for ME! I flew off thereby, evading most of them when I disappeared over the top of the building. Then I was travelling across the country side, and there she was, my blowgun dancing to the cure girl. I did alot better evading her this time, I was pretty good at flying by now, and pretty deft with my movements. It was like in a movie, I could see the darts flying in slow motion so I could easily dodge them. I made the mistake of flying out over water though, I don't know why, but I know it was a mistake. Then she got me, a dart hit me, and I collapsed into the water. I awoke in another warehouse, though not the one from the first part. She was arresting me, they told me I was being arrested for being to wild and crazy when I was growing up, and I was sentenced to death for it. Atleast not until the following morning. She had another little SG sidekick with her, and her sidekick dragged me along to go shopping. It was strange though we went to this store with big huge WOKS, and big huge cooking utensils, tongs, and spatulas. I ended up lugging around a really big wire skimmer. I kept begging the whole time to live though, I was defending myself, saying I wasn't like that anymore, that I'm better now, that I have changed. It didn't matter though, they were cold, and to the point, I guess they've heard it all before. (It's strange, I don't think I've ever begged for anything). Well that dream ended with me lugging around the big skimmer.

Parts 3 is the creepy member part, but it's not like I can control my dreams, trust me i've tried, I'd have better performance if I could
but it was short, just a quick make out session wit hsiren, she realy cute, so it was pretty nice.

It was a really strange dream, sometimes I think I even scare myself, I definately need to get out more! or something....

I went to see "Torque" tonight, my advice is this, no one go see it, it was teh worst movie i've ever seen i think. Really bad camera angles, coupled with just shitty cinematography, stupid plot, too many cliched one liners. Jaime Pressly was hot, but she only had 2 lines, and gets killed, her career has gone way downhill. Oh yeah, did I mention Ice Cube says, "Fuck tha Police!" and then rides off.

Well long post, now all I need is some friends to come and read it
oh well, maybe someone will trickle by and check it out. Till next time!

TTFN - Ta Ta For Now!