thepoopkid

Being someone who has worked in and out of various retail oriented customer service jobs, I've always had this theory that some customers (couples usually) rehearse before they walk up to the counter. The bickering, the bantering, the witty repartee back and forth, shamelessly playing itself out for your enjoyment..... It's the ultimate performance really. Standing unwittingly in a common feeder line, waiting patiently for...
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You'd think a person who was about to make one of the biggest steps in a young man's life would have more to say in his journal wouldn't ya? But alas, the well has run dry. My mind is a-glow with whirling transient nodes of thought, careening through a cosmic vapor of invention.

Yeah I know what you're saying. "Ditto!"

Bus stop days.

That's how things have been the last week or two. These are the kinds of days where you have no choice but to sit everything out and just wait for the next new thing to happen. It's kinda like life just sorta grinds to a halt for a moment or two. But on the bright side, it gives you good perspective time...
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All I wanted to do was use the bathroom in public today, but my attempts were constantly being thwarted. Just as I decided to do it (and by it, I mean #2) someone would walk in and take control of the stall next to me....and I absolutely refuse to share a restroom with another person, while the both of us are shitting.
That's such a...
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Anyone besides me use to own a snoopy snowcone maker? I use to love that thing. It was shaped like snoopy's doghouse and it came with a little woodstock thingie that would squirt the juice into the snowcone.

I saw one of these things tonight at Kroger.....a newer one for today's youth....and it had Snoopy snowboarding on the front of it.

Snoopy fucking snowboarding.

When...
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So far this is one of those weeks that mama use to say there'd be days like.......mama was kinda tardish, ya know.....

Today a young women sauntered up to me at work and informed me that the women's restroom was out of tampons. This puzzled me at first because up until that point, I wasn't aware that the women's restrooms were selling tampons.
Chicklets maybe.
A pack of marlboro's certainly.
Copies of the wall street journal most definently.....but tampons? Well you learn something old every day, dontcha?...
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ok now maybe this isn't the right forum to bring this up....but I have a certain beef and I need to get it out into the open air so it can fester....

I am, what most heterosexual michelob toting males would call "an ass man". There I said it. No harm, no foul, right? Perfectly repectable thing to be, I think.

BUT.....It's come to my...
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I was driving down the expressway today, and I see a billboard with Richard Pryor on it. It struck my attention because it wasn't Richard Pryor as we know him now, but Richard Pryor as we knew him when he was Richard Pryor. Namely the 70's and early 80's.

Oddly enough, the billboard was for animal cruelty. It seems that Richard Pryor wants everyone to...
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JOKE TIME!!!!!!

Q. What's red, and itchy and looks like hell?

Answer? My ass.

Shaving one's rump is indeed a hairy* bit of business


*pardon the pun....i aim for the cheap seats.

If there's any concrete argument for lesbianism, I'd say It would have to be the relationships between theFlintstones and Rubbles. I mean Wilma and Betty are smoking hot....but here they are married to these homely, chicken mcnugget shaped men with constant five o clock shadows. I hesitate to even imagine what goes on (or doesn't go on) in their bedrooms. Personally I've always pegged Betty...
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