I went to a party the other day. It was sort of a dull party, but there were some very interesting women lurking amidst the others so I decided to hone my impeccable woman impressing technologies. Do you want to know how many of these selected women gave me their very close attention (non-sexual, you jerks. I'm saving myself at the moment)? All of them! FIVE!!! Plus a sixth whom I never intended! MY EGO IS BOOSTED!!!! I AM ALL POWERFUL!!! Anyway, still nothing with the woman I'm actually looking for. She's being difficult to locate, but I know what's got her busy (I'm a skillful stalker and I gather my info well) and as soon as I knew what it was I realized she would be damn hard to locate for a fiew weeks. That will work itself out.
In other news, I'm making good money and having entirely too much fun (which simply means that I'm hurting my wallet a bit). I feel like a lightning bug plugged into the sun. I feel like a whole swarm of locusts eating everything you ever saw. Life is GOOD!
Tell me a story of your rampaging.
In other news, I'm making good money and having entirely too much fun (which simply means that I'm hurting my wallet a bit). I feel like a lightning bug plugged into the sun. I feel like a whole swarm of locusts eating everything you ever saw. Life is GOOD!
Tell me a story of your rampaging.
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I always like it at first...you know, 'that' feeling (C'mon, we ALL do it...), and then you get free drinks, and then maybe a fight or two...It's GREAT! The only problem is DIS-enchanting them...I mean, Sure, I can disenchant thier whole fucking existance in under a minute, but really, How do you get rid of them, and even more important? How do you get rid of the people they never told you they were married to either?
And then that leads to even MORE females with thier female polarities go friggin nuts on my head and want to murder me, then I gotta do something, then they gotta do something...it is all quite tiring in the end just to get some in the end...
But Hey!! When you are a strapping young lad?
Its ALLLLLLLLLLLL good...right? (I take it you were easy on them and made sure that they really didnt have to talk much...
Still workin on the 'Spilling of The Beans' (Man, I don't know how to do THAT!)
Il nominos, yog-sothoth, and thy wilt, and all that...