thatwhichisnot

She comes back from the goat farm soon! I have been vigorously practicing my woman wooing technologies on all available women. Some have swooned, many have been amused, a fiew have been utterly unimpressed. In which form shall my favorite goat milking lady friend manifest? Send me your prayers, friends, or send me your dollars. If she does love me not, I shall wank my jilted willy into oblivion where it shall drink of the milk of doves (doves don't milk) and pass forever into and out of the soft passages which are the very arteries of God. Repent, sinners, for I shall overwhelm you with my overwhelmingly overwhelming sex appeal.