Oh my god it BURNS!!! FUCK!!!
I think I'm addicted to driving myself insane. But why can't I start living a successful life in surreality NOW, daddy??? I WANT A FUCKING UMPA LUMPA RIGHT GODDAMN NOW, DADDY!!! Oh hell, daddy's not here. What the fuck. I'm gonna kick that goddamn bunny in the head. Loud music, cheap beer, unemployment on a Friday. Wait, is it Friday? Screw it. Turn up the volume a bit, have another beer. Boob scotch. Can't be bottled or canned. Or can it? OOooooh! I feel a get rich quick scheme coming on! No, I won't tell you what it is. You would only steal it. I think I may have finally struck on a really dirty and scummy way to make lots and lots of money without working much! HOT DAMN!!! You heard it here first, folks! I CAME UP WITH IT WHILE WRITING MY BLOG!!! RIGHT HERE!!!! In a little while I'll sober up and forget what it was, like waking up from a dream. But I'll get rich anyway, because GOD SAID SO!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAoops!
Thou shalt go forth, my children, and dream a little dream,
sing a little song,
and for the love of doG lay off the hot dog buns, would'ya?
Hot damn.
I think I'm addicted to driving myself insane. But why can't I start living a successful life in surreality NOW, daddy??? I WANT A FUCKING UMPA LUMPA RIGHT GODDAMN NOW, DADDY!!! Oh hell, daddy's not here. What the fuck. I'm gonna kick that goddamn bunny in the head. Loud music, cheap beer, unemployment on a Friday. Wait, is it Friday? Screw it. Turn up the volume a bit, have another beer. Boob scotch. Can't be bottled or canned. Or can it? OOooooh! I feel a get rich quick scheme coming on! No, I won't tell you what it is. You would only steal it. I think I may have finally struck on a really dirty and scummy way to make lots and lots of money without working much! HOT DAMN!!! You heard it here first, folks! I CAME UP WITH IT WHILE WRITING MY BLOG!!! RIGHT HERE!!!! In a little while I'll sober up and forget what it was, like waking up from a dream. But I'll get rich anyway, because GOD SAID SO!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAoops!
Thou shalt go forth, my children, and dream a little dream,
sing a little song,
and for the love of doG lay off the hot dog buns, would'ya?
Hot damn.
Now, could you tell me what I should be when I grow up? Options include nurse, philosophy prof, psychotic street bum, small time porn site owner, writer, musician, or goat cheese maker. Tell me now!!!
Well, the thing is, you could definitely combine a number of those things. The psychotic street bum is probably its own occupation, since having another occupation would give you an income and you wouldn't then have to live on the streets. However, there are many, many combinations of the other options that would work quite well.
I'm partial to the goat-cheese-making, porn-site-running philosophy prof, myself. The only philosophy prof I ever had just drank a lot, I think, but he should have been making goat cheese and managing a porn site, too, in my opinion.