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Raleigh. The Capital. So glorious.

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Tuesday Apr 11, 2006

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Catch-22!!! All of life is fucking Catch-22!!!

Your mom eats bologna.
I got you mother fuckers. I done got down to the nittyest of the gritty and now I know what you're up to. Your soul tastes like orange juice about a week past going bad. At the gates of Hell, there are two basic types of people. There are those to whom the infernal gatekeeper (me) gives a shot of Sublime Whiskey before sending them in to join the party, and there are those who truly burn. Which will you be? (disclaimer: naturally these two options are merely two of the infinite possibilities. Life is still very complicated and you are still very alone. Someday you will understand why that is a good thing.)

I gots me a burger cooking on my fencerail but them chickens keep trying to get it and I keep hitting them with a broom but they just come back again and again and again until POOOPY DOOODOOO!!!! and then this big apple shaped door opens in the sky and I fly away to a magical land of fairies and pixie dust and I say FUCK YOU you stupid pinko commies and then I go back to Hell to get warm and it's very nice. yes.
acarr:
I used to live in Asheville. I love it there.
Apr 11, 2006
apostrophenow:


If it feels good, do it.
Apr 11, 2006

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