thatwhichisnot

We am degraded shitfuck.

I was privelidged to spend my whole day at work burning trash in a large can. I got to stand behind the warehouse, smoking ciggarettes, and setting things on fire. Tonight I light a bonfire to scare away the chickens. The turkeys. The peacocks. The guinea's. I will woo the women and cause things to burn hotter than necessary. I am...
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Do any of you guys really believe all this shit?
Anything?
Anybody?

You're all food.

It's all burning. A non-consuming flame, just like they said. I look around me, and I see that it's all on fire. It almost hurts, but not. Like a dream of falling through a chill black abyss. A slow rain of whiskey cools and warms me. Ciggarettes and beef jerky keep me fed and content. I sit here purring like a cat as the flames...
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Catch-22!!! All of life is fucking Catch-22!!!

Your mom eats bologna.
I got you mother fuckers. I done got down to the nittyest of the gritty and now I know what you're up to. Your soul tastes like orange juice about a week past going bad. At the gates of Hell, there are two basic types of people. There are those to whom the infernal...
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You know how it is. Even the devil gets sad.

Once upon a time, I ate myself. I started with my toes. It took five hours.

Then, while drifting in the void where you go if you eat yourself, I drank whiskey. I saw that it was good.

Thus was a new universe born within the void. It all started with whiskey. I drank the whiskey and saw that it was good, and so it...
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When I grew up I was a squirrel, and then an elephant, and then a spider, and then a fox, and then an ant, and now I'm some sort of neurotic species of hairless ape. This circumstance sits directly between entertaining and stupid. Well, so do most things. Oh, and hilarious. Hilarious is good. Would you stick needles in your face for me? I found...
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Sometimes it's really easy to see when somebody loves you. They go to extra lengths for you, give you gifts, Post pretty pictures for you. It's so cute! I love to see people indulge in small, simple pleasures. I, however, get bored easily. The people who love too obviously, in my opinion, love poorly. I am disapointed, but that is commonly the case, as is...
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I done gone around a looked at the boards and groups. This place has both changed and remained the same since I was last here about 3 years ago. Posts on the boards seem often to be simply individual's random posts, rather than any actual conversations breaking out very often. Nothing is discussed, only widely commented upon. Also, it seems to take hours at minimum...
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The Vomica returns, not that any of you would be foolish enough to remember me. Much life has happened which is interesting if you are me and not if you aren't. You are a purple pud. I eat emu eggy breakfast. It is the weekend. We are semi-retarded and spanky.
Good monkey. Bad monkey. Eat your stupid lasagna.
And give me whiskey before I hate...
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