Friday Nov 05, 2004

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Seriously, I'm like 50 times as efficient at work when I'm drunk. It's crazy.


Seriously.


p.s. Can someone please adjust the dating profile thing so it picks girls who are at least in the same COUNTRY as me... and preferably state/city as well.

Oh, and could it please only pick HUMAN BEINGS!!

I mean, I like cats and all... I have two... but I like HUMAN GIRLS!



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sweetcheeks:
Well we started out cute and then at the end of our performance I was wearing a rainbow clown afro, badly drawn on mustach & eyebrows, Blood was smeared all over me, I had clown noses for pasties, and (the crowning glory) a poka dot thong with clown pubic hair and a rubber chicken head cock sewn to it.

Nothing cute about that.
sweetcheeks:
hee hee hee

bok

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