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Colors - Stolen from Angela

RED = ANGER

1. Are you currently mad at someone?
No, merely plotting revenge. Taking notes and waiting for the vermin to trip and fall. But not mad. It is not personal, just business.

2. Which of your family members has the worst temper?
Me

3. Have you ever thrown something at anyone?
Yes, the worst is a tie between...
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RANDOM!
1. Did you write a list to Santa when you were little? Do you write a Christmas present wish list now?
Yes. I do. I write down mostly things that hover around the $20 range but I always include some wild items too. Example: The Two Towers on DVD, An Eskimo Joe hoodie, 2008 Scion xD.
2. What are the top 10 things on...
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INDIAN WINTER



IT WAS ALREADY LATE FALL AND THE INDIANS ON A REMOTE RESERVATION IN SOUTH DAKOTA ASKED THEIR NEW CHIEF IF THE COMING WINTER WAS GOING TO BE COLD OR MILD.


SINCE HE WAS A CHIEF IN A MODERN SOCIETY HE HAD NEVER BEEN TAUGHT THE OLD SECRETS. WHEN HE LOOKED AT THE SKY HE COULDN'T TELL WHAT THE WINTER WAS GOING TO BE...
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If y'all do settle in the South and bear children, don't think we will accept them as Southerners. After all, if the cat had kittens in the oven, we wouldn't call 'em biscuits.

I'll change my name to: "Did he really just say that shit?"

And that is LUNCH people!

1. Do you usually bring lunch or buy it? Why? I usually buy but that...
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meme about EmJay (stolen from Scottishsong)

1. Where did you meet your boyfriend/girlfriend Husband/Wife?

The first time was when we were taking the ACT at Owasso High School. Then later on at Mazzio's again in Owasso.

2. What was the first thought that went through your head when you met them?

ACT - She seems nice. Mazzio's - What has her angry?

3. Do you...
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EAT ME:

Gourmet Meals

If you were a full course meal what would you be?

soup: Broccoli Cheddar in a sourdough bowl

salad: Caesar with mushrooms

meat: Honey baked Ham

dessert: Sex in a Pan

and what complimentary beverage would you be? Frozen peach margarita.

schmoop (n): a declaration. *to schmoop (v.i.): to publicly declare one's positive feelings or regard for someone, or relate a story illustrating same, in a way that inspires people to either say "awwww..." or gag.

1. Schmoop about a friend, past or present.
Jeff Juby was the mack. He had all the coolest movies. Introduced me to music that changed my life. The man had...
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1. What is the best part about late summer?
Football starts

2. what is your favorite memory and why?
Summer before last the wife and I took the whole summer off.

3. when you were small, did you realize summer vacations were not going to happen forever?
Yes, I knew that before I knew about Santa

4. where was your favorite summer vacation? why?
Tae...
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1. If you were a fruit, which would you be and why?
Asai berries
2. If you wake up and smell smoke, and you have to get everybody (pets included) out of the house safely, but you have time to grab one item, what would you grab?
Laptop
3. If you were stuck on an island, who would be the one person you would want...
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