1. Are you friends with your mom on Facebook?
Ah, no. Mom will be 70 in a few more months. I am proud she can use a cell phone.
2. All-time favorite IKEA purchase?
I have never bought anything there.
3. First band you saw live in concert?
The Judds - Love Will Build A Bridge - saw it with Jim Prock from the nosebleed section. Don't you judge me! 3 days later at the same place I saw Warrant open up for Poison. No Judgey!
4. Do you look at gore porn?
Good God No! I am aware of rule 34 but come on!
5. Favorite adult television cartoon?
Beavis and Butthead
6. Have you ever written a love letter?
Several. A sure shot way to start trouble. Right Shonda!?
7. First song you slow-danced to?
Okay, I don't know this one but...I got punched in the nose by Amy Juby, AKA the cult, while slow-dancing to Extreme's 'More than Words'. The trooper and sad sack I am I finished the song all the while wondering if she drew blood.
8. What are you rocking this season?
baggy clothes
9. Favorite play?
If it ain't Shakespeare I don't care.
10. Boxers or briefs?
Boxer briefs. Did I just blow your mind!?
11. When was the last time you got laid?
...is that my phone ringing?...fade to black.
Thanks Otter!
Ah, no. Mom will be 70 in a few more months. I am proud she can use a cell phone.
2. All-time favorite IKEA purchase?
I have never bought anything there.
3. First band you saw live in concert?
The Judds - Love Will Build A Bridge - saw it with Jim Prock from the nosebleed section. Don't you judge me! 3 days later at the same place I saw Warrant open up for Poison. No Judgey!
4. Do you look at gore porn?
Good God No! I am aware of rule 34 but come on!
5. Favorite adult television cartoon?
Beavis and Butthead
6. Have you ever written a love letter?
Several. A sure shot way to start trouble. Right Shonda!?
7. First song you slow-danced to?
Okay, I don't know this one but...I got punched in the nose by Amy Juby, AKA the cult, while slow-dancing to Extreme's 'More than Words'. The trooper and sad sack I am I finished the song all the while wondering if she drew blood.
8. What are you rocking this season?
baggy clothes
9. Favorite play?
If it ain't Shakespeare I don't care.
10. Boxers or briefs?
Boxer briefs. Did I just blow your mind!?
11. When was the last time you got laid?
...is that my phone ringing?...fade to black.
Thanks Otter!