1. Attn: All sports writers, everyone at ESPN, the entire FOX Sports staff, please crawl out of Tim Tebow's jock strap.
2. ...can ride in both worlds.
3. it comes in 32oz cans!?
4. just how many 'no call, no show' days did you think you could have without getting fired?
5. nobody has a code
6. Oh, look at me. I can't bother showing up for my job. I want to be paid in full for 40 hours a week but want to jerk off for 28 of those.
7. What do you mean no more 90 minute lunches?
8. Wait, what? You expect me to do my job!? This is outrageous!
9. I don't want it. Why do I hafta take it?
10. We are just canceling it.
11. No, we cannot (for various reasons some of them legal) charge people twice.
12. Well, you're a bigger woman than I.
2. ...can ride in both worlds.
3. it comes in 32oz cans!?
4. just how many 'no call, no show' days did you think you could have without getting fired?
5. nobody has a code
6. Oh, look at me. I can't bother showing up for my job. I want to be paid in full for 40 hours a week but want to jerk off for 28 of those.
7. What do you mean no more 90 minute lunches?
8. Wait, what? You expect me to do my job!? This is outrageous!
9. I don't want it. Why do I hafta take it?
10. We are just canceling it.
11. No, we cannot (for various reasons some of them legal) charge people twice.
12. Well, you're a bigger woman than I.