Go www.urbandictionary.com and type in your answer to each question in the search box, and then write the definition it gives you.
1) Your name?
Eagle
Okay, I refuse to list any of the sexual or golf definitions that came up so that eliminated the first 7 definitions.
A person of authority, a person of law enforcement, a store employee, a person that will or could rat you out (tell on you), a person who will or could potentially get you caught and busted. A camera on the premises, recording (surveillance) and could prove a crime or action, etc.
"Yo there's an eagle over there, let's jet; we'll come back when he leaves"
One's paycheck or money in general.
Man, it's been a long time since I got my last eagle!
2) Nickname?
Beau
French for beautiful, also used for lover and boyfriend. Pronounced "BO", not "BOO".
Me and my beau went out last night and had a fabulous time!
3) Favorite color?
Blue
The hue of the portion of the visible spectrum lying between green and indigo, evoked in a human observer by radiant energy with wavelengths of approximately 420 to 490 nanometers.
The sky is blue.
1. sad 2. a color, as in the sky or oceans.
The weather has got me feeling blue.
POILCE:
Referring to the color uniforms that cops wear.
"Don't trust that snitch, I hear he's working for the blue"
Material, used by a stand-up comedian, that is considered crude or obscene
Bill Cosby does not use "blue" material.
4) Name a friend:
Brian
1. A guy who's heart is captured by the same girl always yet lives his life as if she didn't exist when she's not around.
2. Term for the best guy friend conversationalist. Someone you can vent to an actually get feedback and opinions.
3. A reliable "lean on me" kinda friend
1. "God, he's really in denial about that girl---he's acting like a Brian."
2. She thanked him for listening and named him her Brian.
3. "You've been such a Brian to me since I met you. Thanks for always being there for me."
5) Food:
Steak
The greatest food known to man. Best when eaten dripping with blood.
"I will go eat steak now with honor."
Athletic buttocks which cause admirers to drool like dogs looking at steak.
I'd love to pound that steak.
6) Hometown?
Collinsville (Eagle Edited Version)
Collinsville is a town of about 26,000 about 30 minutes North of Tulsa. It is considered to be a suburb of Tulsa and part of the metro area. It is one of the only places in the nation where you can find many stereotype in the same town. There are rich snobs, trailer parks, white-collar neighborhoods, blue-collar neighborhoods, farmers, and rednecks. In high school, the diverse atmosphere leads to groups forming and regularly engaging in "Gangs of New York" style fighting. You find similar people to yourself, get as drunk as possible, and meet in a field for a huge public melee. These fights were usually recorded and then played during class the next day for the entertainment of students and teachers alike. One thing they all have in common is that everyone begins drinking by the eighth grade at the latest. Most are well into the late stages of alcoholism before graduation from high school. This carries on into adulthood where that annual Italian Fest celebration floods Main Street with massive amounts of drinking and public urination.
What used to be one of the most competitive sports high schools in the state has become one of the worst. This is due to a lack of motivation from male athletes stemming from the girls preferring to sleep with meth addicts. This leads to built up frustration and thus, more drunken fighting. Sometimes people chill out and go on back road trips or "BRT's" where they cruise country roads and smoke lots of pot. There is a large Wigger population. Some grow out of it, the rest go to jail. Other than all that it's a pretty sweet place to live. We keep it real.
"You better give them your beer dude, or these Collinsville dudes are going to kick your ass and take it anyway."
7) Significant Other's name:
Miranda
Noun school girl by day, stripper by night
God, that is so Miranda!
8) Another friend's name:
Thomas
A Teenage white kid that has an abnormally large penis usually ranging to 7.5 inches to 8
"Wow never knew he had that he must have been a Thomas"
9) Your last name?
A level 1-5 on dungeons and dragons
Wow Johnny ur a lvl 3 barbarian what a nave
Short for NAtiVE American.
Naves were in America way before the Europeans
A Nave is a member of the Nave race, a small group of highly intelligent humans, the Naves originated from Tennessee, they can be found throughout the southern United States and may exist in small numbers elsewhere. Nave's can have different appearances but have certain traits such as high intelligence and an uncanny immune system.
Person 1: Hey I didn't know there where any geniuses in Tennessee!
Person 2: There are a few but they're all Naves.
10) Your favorite animal?
Dragon
The mythical creature that pwns all others. Enough said.
Dragons rocks my socks.
11) What's one thing your scared of?
Failure
George W. Bush.
Accept it.
That George W. Bush is such a failure!
(wow!)
1) Your name?
Eagle
Okay, I refuse to list any of the sexual or golf definitions that came up so that eliminated the first 7 definitions.
A person of authority, a person of law enforcement, a store employee, a person that will or could rat you out (tell on you), a person who will or could potentially get you caught and busted. A camera on the premises, recording (surveillance) and could prove a crime or action, etc.
"Yo there's an eagle over there, let's jet; we'll come back when he leaves"
One's paycheck or money in general.
Man, it's been a long time since I got my last eagle!
2) Nickname?
Beau
French for beautiful, also used for lover and boyfriend. Pronounced "BO", not "BOO".
Me and my beau went out last night and had a fabulous time!
3) Favorite color?
Blue
The hue of the portion of the visible spectrum lying between green and indigo, evoked in a human observer by radiant energy with wavelengths of approximately 420 to 490 nanometers.
The sky is blue.
1. sad 2. a color, as in the sky or oceans.
The weather has got me feeling blue.
POILCE:
Referring to the color uniforms that cops wear.
"Don't trust that snitch, I hear he's working for the blue"
Material, used by a stand-up comedian, that is considered crude or obscene
Bill Cosby does not use "blue" material.
4) Name a friend:
Brian
1. A guy who's heart is captured by the same girl always yet lives his life as if she didn't exist when she's not around.
2. Term for the best guy friend conversationalist. Someone you can vent to an actually get feedback and opinions.
3. A reliable "lean on me" kinda friend
1. "God, he's really in denial about that girl---he's acting like a Brian."
2. She thanked him for listening and named him her Brian.
3. "You've been such a Brian to me since I met you. Thanks for always being there for me."
5) Food:
Steak
The greatest food known to man. Best when eaten dripping with blood.
"I will go eat steak now with honor."
Athletic buttocks which cause admirers to drool like dogs looking at steak.
I'd love to pound that steak.
6) Hometown?
Collinsville (Eagle Edited Version)
Collinsville is a town of about 26,000 about 30 minutes North of Tulsa. It is considered to be a suburb of Tulsa and part of the metro area. It is one of the only places in the nation where you can find many stereotype in the same town. There are rich snobs, trailer parks, white-collar neighborhoods, blue-collar neighborhoods, farmers, and rednecks. In high school, the diverse atmosphere leads to groups forming and regularly engaging in "Gangs of New York" style fighting. You find similar people to yourself, get as drunk as possible, and meet in a field for a huge public melee. These fights were usually recorded and then played during class the next day for the entertainment of students and teachers alike. One thing they all have in common is that everyone begins drinking by the eighth grade at the latest. Most are well into the late stages of alcoholism before graduation from high school. This carries on into adulthood where that annual Italian Fest celebration floods Main Street with massive amounts of drinking and public urination.
What used to be one of the most competitive sports high schools in the state has become one of the worst. This is due to a lack of motivation from male athletes stemming from the girls preferring to sleep with meth addicts. This leads to built up frustration and thus, more drunken fighting. Sometimes people chill out and go on back road trips or "BRT's" where they cruise country roads and smoke lots of pot. There is a large Wigger population. Some grow out of it, the rest go to jail. Other than all that it's a pretty sweet place to live. We keep it real.
"You better give them your beer dude, or these Collinsville dudes are going to kick your ass and take it anyway."
7) Significant Other's name:
Miranda
Noun school girl by day, stripper by night
God, that is so Miranda!
8) Another friend's name:
Thomas
A Teenage white kid that has an abnormally large penis usually ranging to 7.5 inches to 8
"Wow never knew he had that he must have been a Thomas"
9) Your last name?
A level 1-5 on dungeons and dragons
Wow Johnny ur a lvl 3 barbarian what a nave
Short for NAtiVE American.
Naves were in America way before the Europeans
A Nave is a member of the Nave race, a small group of highly intelligent humans, the Naves originated from Tennessee, they can be found throughout the southern United States and may exist in small numbers elsewhere. Nave's can have different appearances but have certain traits such as high intelligence and an uncanny immune system.
Person 1: Hey I didn't know there where any geniuses in Tennessee!
Person 2: There are a few but they're all Naves.
10) Your favorite animal?
Dragon
The mythical creature that pwns all others. Enough said.
Dragons rocks my socks.
11) What's one thing your scared of?
Failure
George W. Bush.
Accept it.
That George W. Bush is such a failure!
(wow!)