Stolen from Amanda
1. What is your best friend's Dad's name?
Paul
2. What body part(s) do you hate?
My index fingers curve in towards the rest of the hand.
3. What do you want for Christmas?
Hoodie, wool socks, and iTunes gift cards
4. Have you ever made out in a basement?
No
5. What body part do you wash first in the shower?
Hair and work down
6. Do you have any piercing?
My ears are gauged to 0.
7. Do you have any tattoos?
Not yet. For examples of tattoos I would have check Indi.
8. Is your driveway steep?
No
9. What's your favorite flavored Pringles?
Sour cream and onion (it stinks so good)
10. Have you ever been tied up?
Oh, no! The kitchen's on fire!
11. What was the worst thing you ever got grounded for?
Sneaking out. They took the door to my bedroom off the hinges...then discovered I snore.
12. Have you ever had two dates in one night?
No. What calendar do you use?
13. How many times have you been cursed at?
I have over 3 years in phone customer service. Do you mean daily or by the hour?
14. Which shoe do you put on first?
First one within reach
16. Have you ever been to a gay bar?
No
17. Have you ever had any Friends with Benefits?
No. none of my friends had a benefit package. Or maybe I didn't qualify due to pre-existing conditions.
18. Is there one thing that you have always fallen in love with in a person?
No
20. Have you ever been cow-tipping or snipe-hunting?
I have taken others.
21. Who is the last person you usually think about before you fall asleep?
Either me or MJ
22. Have you ever had a song written about you?
Yes, I still have not forgiven Carley Simon
23. If you had to choose to not ever wash your bed sheets or your towel ever again... What would you choose?
Sheets
24. Have you ever found anything in your parents' bedroom that was questionable?
Not in the bedroom.
25. What was your childhood nickname?
Beau
26. When is the last time you played the air guitar?
This morning
27. Have you ever peeked in the opposite sex's locker room?
i went in. granted it was empty. I was a high school loser.
30. How do you normally eat your Oreo cookies?
Quickly
33. Why are you doing this survey?
They are one of my addictions
34. What was the best year of your life?
This last one is tops despite its share of lows
35. Any strange phobias?
Clowns are creepy
36. Have you ever stuck a foreign object up your nose?
No
37. When was the last time you threw up?
I don't recall
38. Have you ever called your love interest by another girl/guys name?
Hell no
39. Have you ever gotten caught sleeping while on a date?
No
40. Have you ever played naked Twister?
No
41. Have you ever been drunk at work/school?
Not really, hung over at school
Stolen from Mary
1. Where were you 2 hours ago?
Making this Monstrous Q&A
4. Are you wearing socks right now?
Yes - black argyle
5. When was the last time you went out of state?
April
6. Have you been to the movies in the last 5 days?
No - We will see Juno next and then I Am Legend after that
7. What was the last alcoholic thing you had to drink?
Peach Margarita at Logan's
8. Who was the last person to hear you cry?
Wife
9. Who was the last person to make you smile?
Phil Tate
10. What was the last food you ate?
Beef Jerky
11. What was the last movie you watched?
Beowulf 3D @ IMAX
12. Have you bought any clothing items in the last week?
no
13. Do you have a pet?
1 cat, 1 dog
14. What did you do last night?
Left work early, stopped at the store, helped MJ make Meatloaf, ate dinner, watched Monk, walked the dog, cussed the cable company
16. If you could be anywhere you want where would it be?
At home
17. What is the last thing you purchased online?
Some earlobe plugs from bodyartforms.com
18. One thing you hate about yourself?
Lack of self control
19. What does the 10th text in your inbox say?
La Mansion
20. Do you miss anyone?
Yes
21. Last movie you saw?
See #11
22. What are your plans for tomorrow?
Work? What you got in mind?
23. Did you have fun today?
Any day I get paid for my 'job' is a fun day
24. Who is your last text message from?
Darcy
25. Were you an honor roll student in school?
In college yes
26. What do you know about the future?
Cant stop
27. Who was the last person you rode in a car with?
MJ
28. Do you have alot of friends?
Apparently 109 of them
30. Who did you last fight with?
Myself - I against I
31. Did you meet anyone new today?
Yep
32. Do you have any tattoos or piercing?
Please read previous portions before submitting Questions
33. How do you like your soda?
Dr Pepper in a glass that holds more than 20 oz with 7 ice cubes. Now. Detailed enough?
34. Who was the last person to make you cry?
Warner Brothers
35. What did you do today?
Came to work
36. What day is tomorrow?
The first day of the rest of my life?
37. What is your current mood?
bleh
39. Are you dating someone?
No
40. Why?
Marriage means no more dating
1. Last party:
Went to Rhys and Indi's on July 4th
2. Last beverage:
Vault
3. Last phone call:
A customer
4. Last text message:
Darcy giving me her work number.
5. Last mistake:
I don't make mistakes. *deadpan*
6. Last boyfriend/girlfriend:
MJ
7. Last time you cried:
I am sure it was sometime in the last 2 weeks
8. Last meal:
Bellacino's Chicago steak grinder
SEVEN have you's:
1. Have you ever dated someone twice?
Yep
2. Have you ever been cheated on?
Not that I know of
3. Have you ever kissed someone & regretted it?
Nope.
4. Have you ever fallen in love?
Yes.
5. Have you ever lost someone?
Yes
6. Have you ever been depressed?
Yes
7. Have you ever been drunk and threw up?
Yep
SIX things you did in the past three days:
1. Went to work
2. Went Christmas shopping
4. Found a new meatloaf
3. Kissed the wife
5. Laughed so hard I came to tears
6. Gave the cat a hair cut
List FOUR people you can tell pretty much anything to --
1. My wife
2. Thomas
3. Darcy
4. robosapian
List THREE favorite colors ---
1. Navy
2. Maroon
3. Gray
List TWO things you want to do before you die -
1. Swim in the ocean with MJ
2. Let go of all hate and fear
This month have you...
Made one new friend: not likely
Laughed until you cried: read above.
Went behind your parents back: no - no need
Found out who your true friends were: yes.
WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT:
1. Bush? Only 55 weeks left
2. Gay Marriage? Love is where you find it.
3. Lowering the drinking age? Hell no
4. Straight, Gay, Bi? See #2
5. Who are the best huggers that you know? Toni
6. Do you believe in love at first sight? See #2
7. Is there something you want to tell someone? Nope.
8. What brand of shirt are you wearing? Not sure
10. How many people on your top friends do you KNOW? 2 and a half
11. How many kids do you want to have? 5
12. Do you love the Casey twins? Who the....?
13. Do you wanna change your name? Nope - I have considered it though.
14. What did you do for your last birthday? Batman B-Day cake
15. What time did you wake up today? 6:52am
16. What were you doing at midnight last night? Sleeping
17. Name something you CANNOT wait for? Next year
18. When was the last time you saw your father? April 8, 2007 he died on the 11th.
19. What is one thing you wish you could change about your life? More self control
20. Which hand do you like better?
I am indifferent
21. What are you listening to right now?
Others slacking
22. Have you ever talked to Tom?
No
23. Have you ever donated money to a good cause?
Yes
24. Have you ever talked about someone behind their back?
Sad to say yes
25. What's the last piece of clothing you borrowed from anyone? A t-shirt
26. Who's getting on your nerves right now? Barbie - that bitch has everything
27. Most visited web page: iGoogle
29. Coke or Pepsi? Pepsi
30. Do you have a crush? No, isn't there an ointment or cream for that?
31. Do you like food? <---epic fail
32. Do you disagree with a lot of things going on in the world?
i disagree with some
33. Do you think there's some models/people out there that should gain a couple pounds? Not caring
34. Do you enjoy your friendship with your friends?
I love my friends - I also have a cat
Stolen from Samurai Jack
1. I'm sure we all know what your name is... so, tell us what your boss's name is?
~Thomas - Teri - Mike - Randy
2. Do you actually read your friend's surveys, or do you just copy paste them and fill them out yourself?
~I read them
3. Which is your favorite episode of "I Love Lucy"?
~no such thing
5. Do you consider yourself a deep thinker?
~WTF?
6. Name three people who you are closest with?
~Michelle, Phil, & Teri and in the next room
7. Which one of those three people would you eat first, if you were starving?
~I would be the one in trouble, they are kinda stringy
8. How many red shirts would you say you own, off the top of your head?
~ 2
9. No one cares whether or not you believe in love at first sight... but, do you believe in hate at first sight?
~ You have to believe in both sides of the coin.
10. If you said yes to the last question, do you think that the reason you are so hateful and judgmental is because you didn't receive enough love when you were a child?
~No but thanks for jumping to conclusions.
11. How old will you be in 2021?
~45 for most of it.
12. Would you rather be tone deaf or color blind?
~what about a bad dancer?
13. When do you think is the proper time in a relationship to give the other person your business card?
~Really starting to get a hate on for the author of these Qs.
14. When you were a kid, which comic strip was your favorite?
~Bloom County
15. You can only wear a sock on one foot for the rest of your life... which foot is it?
~I reject your questions and label you an epic failure.
16. How many words can you make out of the letters of your first name?
~ Bite me fanboy
17. How do you feel about fake plants?
~ remind me of radiohead
18. What is your obsessive compulsion?
~ Quality Qs
20. Do you know what the heck the difference is between the statements "we're just dating" and "we're together"
~ The English language is full of nuance.
21. When you think, do you see the words that you are thinking in your mind, as if they were being written down?
~ I see my fist meeting your throat
22. If a person is brought up speaking both Spanish and English in equal amounts and equally fluently, which language do they think in?
~ Both
23. Does it make you uncomfortable when people ask you your shoe size?
~What is YOUR obsessive compulsion?
24. Would you feel guilty about cheating on your taxes if you got away with it?
~ Ask me that louder and into this flower in my shirt pocket
25. You are walking on the beach when suddenly you find a genie lamp. You rub it, and out pops the genie. He proclaims that he is so thankful to you for letting him out after thousands of years that he gives you three wishes. What do you think he did with his time while he was in there?
~ plotted his revenge against the circus midgets
26. If you had braces, would you put little diamonds on your brackets and call them your "grill"?
~no. thanks for the questions
27. You have 24 hours to live... what are you going to wear?
~ Your freshly harvested skin. And a ball cap backwards
28. Which is worse... someone blowing cigarette smoke in your face, or kissing someone who has dip in their mouth?
~ Realizing you didn't lock the back door and you have no idea where I am outside.
29. Had you ever answered any of these questions before?
~ Only in the dream with the pyramid and the little pickles thrown by naked nymphs.
30. Have you ever thought about getting your lip pierced?
~ Yes
31. Who were you with last night?
~ Me...I try to get away...but there I always am.
32. What woke you up this morning?
~ Bloodlust
33. Have you ever passed out on the bathroom floor?
~ No. too many sharp edges in there
Stolen from Shell - whom I am now a little scared of.
1. Would you bang your neighbor?
Maybe bang their face with my car door.
2. What describes your relationship status?
Married - all others on notice
3. Where are you?
I am here but I am not...
4. What's the last movie you watched?
Beowulf
5. The last person who held your hand?
The wife
6. What is your favorite animal?
The ones I don't clean up after.
7. Who have you talked to most today?
Personality #8 - He wants a raise.
8. Do you carve pumpkins every year?
No
9. Color of your underwear?
It was dark...
10. Color of your shirt?
Easter egg bright baby blue
11. I'm always.........
Watching...waiting...for that one mistake
12. Who's on speed dial 2? 4? 6?
Speed dial is so 90s - voice command anyone?
13. Honestly, how many people do you have feelings for?
I have many feelings for loads of people. I get funky with one.
14. What's your favorite season?
Fall
15. Good advice if you ever go camping?
That is not a bear.
16. Are you a bad influence?
I can be.
18. Rather have your name or your sibling's name?
Definitely mine.
19. Would you do anything for someone else?
Probably not - I am really quite self centered
20. Have you ever been called a bitch?
Yes
21. Best Friend?
I have been called that too
22. What is your ringtone?
Today? Drop It Like It's Hot
23. What song is on?
Do It (missy elliot remix) by nelly furtado
24. Are your grades good?
Not so much until college. I hate homework.
25. Do you ever think people hate you for filling these out?
I don't care.
26. Does your best friend have a myspace?
She does
27. Whose page did you visit last???
My own...
28. Last time you went out to lunch?
today at 5:15pm
30. Who is your favorite character from Friends?
Cannot stand any of them. Hate Ross the most.
31. Do you have a tattoo?
Not yet
32. Do you want one?
I want one but i know if I wait Indi will get it first
33. Do you have one or more Britney Spears CD? Yes 2
34. What did you do last night?
This was covered above
35. Are you a Lost fanatic?
Nope
36. Name spelled backwards?
elgae
37. Do you have a song by Ozzy Osbourne in your library?
Yep
38.iPod or Zune?
iPod
39. Do you watch Family Guy regularly?
only sometimes
40. King of the Hill?
Sometimes.
41. Do you read trashy romance novels?
No
42. What's the last thing you bought?
Groceries
43. What's the last thing someone bought you?
I won't know for another week
44. Do you ever sing obnoxiously in the shower?
I often sing beautifully in the shower
45. What's in your CD player right now?
Digital - move along people
46. What's your favorite Movie?
Lilo & Stitch
47. Another favorite movie?
Fight Club
48. Do you believe everyone has a soul mate?
That is crap
49. Can you sing?
See #44
50. Do you play any instruments?
Piano, Clarinet, drums, harmonica all on a beginner's level only
51. Have you ever been to another country?
Not yet.
53. Are you ever a freak about cleanliness or organization?
Not as much as I used to.
54. Have you ever been to South America or Africa?
Nope.
55. Do you know how to knit?
Nope
56. Do you have a job?
Yes, a great one
57. Have you ever written love song lyrics yourself and put them on mypace?
No, people do that?
58. What are you doing right now besides this survey?
Listening to Janet 'Ms. Jackson if you're nasty'
60. Baskin Robbins or Coldstone?
Coldstone
61. Physics or chemistry?
Failed both
62. Facebook or Myspace?
Myspace
64. R-rated or G-rated movies?
See #s 46 and 47
65. Walk or Run?
Am I on fire?
66. Harry Potter, Lord of the Rings, or Star Wars?
Cannot decide geek overload
67. Fly or road trip?
Road trip.
68. Batman, Spiderman, or Superman?
Batman
69. What's your favorite Disney movie?
Lilo & Stitch
70. Nailpolish?
Blue.
51 Questions about your #1
1) What's their name?
EmJay
2) Does he or she have a boyfriend/girlfriend?
a few, Matthew McConaughey for one.
3) Do you get along with this person all the time?
of course, we're married
4) How old is the person?
Twenty ten
5) Has he/she ever cooked for you?
Just last night
6) Is this person older than you?
No
7) Have you ever kissed this person?
Yep
9) Are you related to this person?
By law
10) Are you really close to him/her?
Yep
11) Nickname?
Randy
13) How many times do you talk to this person in a week?
Everyday all day
14) Do you think they will repost this?
I am thinking no
15) Could you live with this person?
I could
16) Why is this person your number 1?
Because nobody else matters
18) How long have you known this person?
I was 19 and she was 17
19) Have you ever been to the mall with this person?
Yes
20) Have you ever had a sleepover with this person?
Every single night
21) If you ever moved away would you miss this person?
No she is stuck with me
23) Have you ever done something really stupid or illegal with this person?
Yes to all counts
24) Do you know everything about this person?
I still don't
25) Would you date this person's siblings?
Hell No
26) Have you ever made something with this person?
Yes
29) Have you gone skinny dipping with this person?
Yes
31) Is your #1 on drugs?
Nope
33) Have you ever worn this person's clothes?
Yep
34) Have you and your #1 person made up a hand shake?
Nope
35) If it was "freaky friday" would you switch bodies with this person?
I don't think so
36) Have you ever heard this person sing?
Yes and I love it
38) Do you and this person have a saying?
We have a few
39) Do you know this persons myspace password?
I might
41) Have you and this person ever gotten into a fight that lasted more than 2 days?
Once
44.) Have you and this person gone clubbing?
Clubbing? No there aren't very many baby seals around here
45) Do you know how to make this person feel happy?
Oh I have a few
46) Do you and this person talk alot?
Yes
47) Do you like this person?
I love her
48) Has this person yelled at you?
Only a few times
49) Have you and this person got into a fist fight?
No way
50) Do you want to go out with this person?
Everyday
51) Do you want to be friends with them forever?
of course!!!!
1. When you looked at yourself in the mirror today, what was the first thing you thought?
Time to make the donuts
2. How much cash do you have on you?
$9
3. What's a word that rhymes with "DOOR?"
Whore
4. Favorite planet?
Jupiter or Mars
5. Who is the 4th person on your missed call list on your cell phone? Suzy
6. What is your favorite ring on your phone? The video game ones
7. What shirt are you wearing? Work polo
8. Do you "label" yourself?
Yep
9. Name the brand of your shoes you're currently wearing?
Sketchers
10. Bright or Dark Room?
Bright
11. What do you think about the person who took this survey before you? I like her...she is a little strange about Christmas though
13. What were you doing at midnight last night?
snoring
14. What did your last text message you received on your cell say? your dog misses you
15. Where is your nearest 7-11? This is Oklahoma you are always withing walking distance of a QT never a 7-11.
16. What's a word that you say a lot? Fail
17. Who told you he/she loved you last? EmJay
18. Last furry thing you touched? My face
19. How many drugs have you done in the last three days? None
20. How many rolls of film do you need developed? None
21. Favorite age you have been so far? 31
22. Your worst enemy? the Joker
23. What is your current desktop picture? Kratos (God of War)
24. What was the last thing you said to someone? I don't think there is a southwest Asia.
25. If you had to choose between a million bucks or to be able to fly what would it be? Gimme the money!
26. Do you like someone? I like alot of people
27. The last song you listened to? No Woman No Cry
[01] Do you ever wonder what your ex is up to?
no
[02] Have you ever been given roses?
no
[03] What is your all-time favorite romance movie?
King Kong
[04] How many times have you honestly fallen in love?
once
[05] Do you believe that everyone has a soul-mate?
no
[06] What's your current problem?
my laundry wont jump up and do its self
[07] Have you ever had your heart broken?
Yep
[9] Had a long distance relationship?
Nope
[10] Do you believe the statement, once a cheater always a cheater?
No
[11] How many kids do you want to have?
5
[12] What's your favorite color(s)?
Navy and Gray
[14] Do you believe in love at first sight?
I'd like to
[15] Would you kiss the last person you kissed again?
yes... anytime
[16] At what age did you start noticing the opposite gender?
3
[17] Are you happy with your love situation?
very
[18] DO you know someone who likes you?
yes I has many admirers
[19] When is the last time you made LOVE?
Friday?
[20] Do they know you enjoyed yourself?
o ya
A] - AVAILABLE?
NO
B] -Birthday?
April 7th
C] - CRUSHING?
No
D] - DRINK YOU LAST HAD?
root beer
E] - EASIEST PERSON TO TALK TO?
EmJay
F] - FAVORITE COLOR(S)?
Gray
G] - GUMMY BEARS OR GUMMY WORMS?
worms
H] - HOMETOWN?
Collinsville
I] - Like being sick?
no
J] - JK IS A PHRASE u say often?
never
K] - KISSED SOMEONE IN THE LAST 3 weeks?
Yes
L] - Strawberry Lemonade or Lemonade?
Strawberry Lemonade
M] - MILKSHAKE FLAVOR?]
Chocolate
N] - NUMBER OF SIBLINGS?
2 and a half
O] - ONE WISH
winning powerball numbers
P] - PERSON WHO YOU LAST COMMENTED?
no idea
Q] - Quiet?
usually not
R] - REASON YOU SMILE?
if I cannot fix it - smile at it
S] - SONG YOU LAST HEARD?
Possum Kingdom
T] - TIME YOU WOKE UP THIS MORNING?
6:50
U] - UNDERWEAR COLOR?
it was dark
V] - VEGETABLES?
I like them.
W] - WORST HABIT?
unhealthy food consumption
X] - Ex girl/boyfriend still like you?
they don't exist
Y] - You're craving right now?
rt 44 cherry limeade
Z] - ZODIAC SIGN?
Aries
Hi my name is: The Eagle
When I'm nervous: shut up
By this time next year: I will be thinner
Last night: My wife made meatloaf
PART 1: YOU
Were you a planned baby? Yep delayed but planned
Were you the first? Last
Are your parents still married? till death did they part
PART 2: YOUR PERSONALITY
Do you have low self esteem? No not at all
Do you get depressed about things easily? Nope
Are you happy right now? fo shizzle
PART 3: APPEARANCE
Are you comfortable with the way you look? I'd like less % of body fat
Describe your hair: boring but bouncy
Where do you buy most of your clothes? Casual XL
PART 4: RANDOM
Ever been kicked out of a bar? nope
Ever drunk dial an ex? no
Can you tie a cherry stem using your tongue? yes
PART 5: THE OUTDOORS
Do you prefer indoors or outdoors? Outdoors is preferred unless there are bugs. Biting bugs.
Do you like walking in the rain? I have.
Do you like thunderstorms? I love them if they are at night
PART 6: FOOD
Are you a vegetarian? Nope
Anything you absolutely could eat forever? General Tso's chicken
What is your favorite dessert? sex in a pan
PART 7: RELATIONSHIPS AND LOVE
Do you want to get married? I'm already married
Have you ever been in love? Yep
Are you in a relationship now? Married
PART 8: RANDOM QUESTIONS
1. Where is your cell phone? on the desk next to me
2. Your boyfriend/girlfriend? Home
3. Your hair? Above the eyebrows
4. Your style? polos and cargos
5. Cheesecake? Sure
6. Siblings? 2 sisters and a half brother
7. Your dream last night? Annoying
8. Your favorite drink? Dr Pepper
9. Car you want? Hybrid Toyota Camry
10. The room you are in: Cash box at work
11. Your life goal? To be happy
12. Your biggest fear: Failing
13. Piercings? ears gauged
14. Tonight? going home
15. Last night? meatloaf!
16. Check out Superbad? I loved it
17. One of your wish list items? PS3
18. Where did you grow up? Collinsville
19. Favorite movie? cannot name just one
20. What are you wearing? work clothes
21. Tattoos? not yet
22. Ketchup? with what
23. Your computer? running?
24. Your friends? are great
25. Your mood? chill
26. Missing? lunch
27. What are you thinking about right now? home
28. Your schedule is? fairly loose
29. Your personality? ask around
30. Your summer? was hot
31. Your favorite song? fake it by seether
32. Your favorite color(s)? gray
33. When is the last time you laughed? 2 minutes ago
34. Last time you cried? not sure
35. High school? sucked like a hoover
36. Last IM? was with rhys-o-matic
37. Crushing? Selma Hayak
38. Life? Loving every minute of it
ALT Friday 5
1. Do you like to cook or bake? Both - Although I don't do either often
2. If so, what are your favorite things to cook? If not, do you do it anyway (out of necessity or other reasons)? Black Forrest Cake
3. Whatever your level of cooking skill, how/where did you learn it? My lack of math skills started showing in my grades in 2nd grade. Mom decided the best way to make sure I learned fractions was through cooking and following the recipe measures.
4. Would you rather cook only for yourself, for yourself and a friend, or for a crowd? Why? I like providing for others. Stokes the ego.
5. Do you wish you had opportunity/need to cook more or less in your daily life? I wish I had more time/opportunity to cook.
Friday 5
1. Pick one label that you think describes you (race, religion, hobby, etc.). Fat.
2. Pick one label that is often put on you, that you really think is inaccurate. Redneck.
3. Pick one label you wish could be put on you. Slim.
4. What is one kind of label that you think is universally wrong to use (race, gender, height)? Any label used to inflict harm is wrong.
5. Labels, used intelligently, can be a convenient rhetorical shorthand for identifying how a given person will fit into (or react to) a given situation. Labels, used incorrectly, can be an excuse for dismissing the differences still inherent in the people to whom the label is applied. Discuss. I AM MORE THAN YOUR LABELS. I AM MORE THAN A ROUND PEG FOR YOUR SQUARE SLOT. I DEFINE MY OWN PLACEMENT IN THIS WORLD, NOT YOU. I AM THE EAGLE.
1. What is your best friend's Dad's name?
Paul
2. What body part(s) do you hate?
My index fingers curve in towards the rest of the hand.
3. What do you want for Christmas?
Hoodie, wool socks, and iTunes gift cards
4. Have you ever made out in a basement?
No
5. What body part do you wash first in the shower?
Hair and work down
6. Do you have any piercing?
My ears are gauged to 0.
7. Do you have any tattoos?
Not yet. For examples of tattoos I would have check Indi.
8. Is your driveway steep?
No
9. What's your favorite flavored Pringles?
Sour cream and onion (it stinks so good)
10. Have you ever been tied up?
Oh, no! The kitchen's on fire!
11. What was the worst thing you ever got grounded for?
Sneaking out. They took the door to my bedroom off the hinges...then discovered I snore.
12. Have you ever had two dates in one night?
No. What calendar do you use?
13. How many times have you been cursed at?
I have over 3 years in phone customer service. Do you mean daily or by the hour?
14. Which shoe do you put on first?
First one within reach
16. Have you ever been to a gay bar?
No
17. Have you ever had any Friends with Benefits?
No. none of my friends had a benefit package. Or maybe I didn't qualify due to pre-existing conditions.
18. Is there one thing that you have always fallen in love with in a person?
No
20. Have you ever been cow-tipping or snipe-hunting?
I have taken others.
21. Who is the last person you usually think about before you fall asleep?
Either me or MJ
22. Have you ever had a song written about you?
Yes, I still have not forgiven Carley Simon
23. If you had to choose to not ever wash your bed sheets or your towel ever again... What would you choose?
Sheets
24. Have you ever found anything in your parents' bedroom that was questionable?
Not in the bedroom.
25. What was your childhood nickname?
Beau
26. When is the last time you played the air guitar?
This morning
27. Have you ever peeked in the opposite sex's locker room?
i went in. granted it was empty. I was a high school loser.
30. How do you normally eat your Oreo cookies?
Quickly
33. Why are you doing this survey?
They are one of my addictions
34. What was the best year of your life?
This last one is tops despite its share of lows
35. Any strange phobias?
Clowns are creepy
36. Have you ever stuck a foreign object up your nose?
No
37. When was the last time you threw up?
I don't recall
38. Have you ever called your love interest by another girl/guys name?
Hell no
39. Have you ever gotten caught sleeping while on a date?
No
40. Have you ever played naked Twister?
No
41. Have you ever been drunk at work/school?
Not really, hung over at school
Stolen from Mary
1. Where were you 2 hours ago?
Making this Monstrous Q&A
4. Are you wearing socks right now?
Yes - black argyle
5. When was the last time you went out of state?
April
6. Have you been to the movies in the last 5 days?
No - We will see Juno next and then I Am Legend after that
7. What was the last alcoholic thing you had to drink?
Peach Margarita at Logan's
8. Who was the last person to hear you cry?
Wife
9. Who was the last person to make you smile?
Phil Tate
10. What was the last food you ate?
Beef Jerky
11. What was the last movie you watched?
Beowulf 3D @ IMAX
12. Have you bought any clothing items in the last week?
no
13. Do you have a pet?
1 cat, 1 dog
14. What did you do last night?
Left work early, stopped at the store, helped MJ make Meatloaf, ate dinner, watched Monk, walked the dog, cussed the cable company
16. If you could be anywhere you want where would it be?
At home
17. What is the last thing you purchased online?
Some earlobe plugs from bodyartforms.com
18. One thing you hate about yourself?
Lack of self control
19. What does the 10th text in your inbox say?
La Mansion
20. Do you miss anyone?
Yes
21. Last movie you saw?
See #11
22. What are your plans for tomorrow?
Work? What you got in mind?
23. Did you have fun today?
Any day I get paid for my 'job' is a fun day
24. Who is your last text message from?
Darcy
25. Were you an honor roll student in school?
In college yes
26. What do you know about the future?
Cant stop
27. Who was the last person you rode in a car with?
MJ
28. Do you have alot of friends?
Apparently 109 of them
30. Who did you last fight with?
Myself - I against I
31. Did you meet anyone new today?
Yep
32. Do you have any tattoos or piercing?
Please read previous portions before submitting Questions
33. How do you like your soda?
Dr Pepper in a glass that holds more than 20 oz with 7 ice cubes. Now. Detailed enough?
34. Who was the last person to make you cry?
Warner Brothers
35. What did you do today?
Came to work
36. What day is tomorrow?
The first day of the rest of my life?
37. What is your current mood?
bleh
39. Are you dating someone?
No
40. Why?
Marriage means no more dating
1. Last party:
Went to Rhys and Indi's on July 4th
2. Last beverage:
Vault
3. Last phone call:
A customer
4. Last text message:
Darcy giving me her work number.
5. Last mistake:
I don't make mistakes. *deadpan*
6. Last boyfriend/girlfriend:
MJ
7. Last time you cried:
I am sure it was sometime in the last 2 weeks
8. Last meal:
Bellacino's Chicago steak grinder
SEVEN have you's:
1. Have you ever dated someone twice?
Yep
2. Have you ever been cheated on?
Not that I know of
3. Have you ever kissed someone & regretted it?
Nope.
4. Have you ever fallen in love?
Yes.
5. Have you ever lost someone?
Yes
6. Have you ever been depressed?
Yes
7. Have you ever been drunk and threw up?
Yep
SIX things you did in the past three days:
1. Went to work
2. Went Christmas shopping
4. Found a new meatloaf
3. Kissed the wife
5. Laughed so hard I came to tears
6. Gave the cat a hair cut
List FOUR people you can tell pretty much anything to --
1. My wife
2. Thomas
3. Darcy
4. robosapian
List THREE favorite colors ---
1. Navy
2. Maroon
3. Gray
List TWO things you want to do before you die -
1. Swim in the ocean with MJ
2. Let go of all hate and fear
This month have you...
Made one new friend: not likely
Laughed until you cried: read above.
Went behind your parents back: no - no need
Found out who your true friends were: yes.
WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT:
1. Bush? Only 55 weeks left
2. Gay Marriage? Love is where you find it.
3. Lowering the drinking age? Hell no
4. Straight, Gay, Bi? See #2
5. Who are the best huggers that you know? Toni
6. Do you believe in love at first sight? See #2
7. Is there something you want to tell someone? Nope.
8. What brand of shirt are you wearing? Not sure
10. How many people on your top friends do you KNOW? 2 and a half
11. How many kids do you want to have? 5
12. Do you love the Casey twins? Who the....?
13. Do you wanna change your name? Nope - I have considered it though.
14. What did you do for your last birthday? Batman B-Day cake
15. What time did you wake up today? 6:52am
16. What were you doing at midnight last night? Sleeping
17. Name something you CANNOT wait for? Next year
18. When was the last time you saw your father? April 8, 2007 he died on the 11th.
19. What is one thing you wish you could change about your life? More self control
20. Which hand do you like better?
I am indifferent
21. What are you listening to right now?
Others slacking
22. Have you ever talked to Tom?
No
23. Have you ever donated money to a good cause?
Yes
24. Have you ever talked about someone behind their back?
Sad to say yes
25. What's the last piece of clothing you borrowed from anyone? A t-shirt
26. Who's getting on your nerves right now? Barbie - that bitch has everything
27. Most visited web page: iGoogle
29. Coke or Pepsi? Pepsi
30. Do you have a crush? No, isn't there an ointment or cream for that?
31. Do you like food? <---epic fail
32. Do you disagree with a lot of things going on in the world?
i disagree with some
33. Do you think there's some models/people out there that should gain a couple pounds? Not caring
34. Do you enjoy your friendship with your friends?
I love my friends - I also have a cat
Stolen from Samurai Jack
1. I'm sure we all know what your name is... so, tell us what your boss's name is?
~Thomas - Teri - Mike - Randy
2. Do you actually read your friend's surveys, or do you just copy paste them and fill them out yourself?
~I read them
3. Which is your favorite episode of "I Love Lucy"?
~no such thing
5. Do you consider yourself a deep thinker?
~WTF?
6. Name three people who you are closest with?
~Michelle, Phil, & Teri and in the next room
7. Which one of those three people would you eat first, if you were starving?
~I would be the one in trouble, they are kinda stringy
8. How many red shirts would you say you own, off the top of your head?
~ 2
9. No one cares whether or not you believe in love at first sight... but, do you believe in hate at first sight?
~ You have to believe in both sides of the coin.
10. If you said yes to the last question, do you think that the reason you are so hateful and judgmental is because you didn't receive enough love when you were a child?
~No but thanks for jumping to conclusions.
11. How old will you be in 2021?
~45 for most of it.
12. Would you rather be tone deaf or color blind?
~what about a bad dancer?
13. When do you think is the proper time in a relationship to give the other person your business card?
~Really starting to get a hate on for the author of these Qs.
14. When you were a kid, which comic strip was your favorite?
~Bloom County
15. You can only wear a sock on one foot for the rest of your life... which foot is it?
~I reject your questions and label you an epic failure.
16. How many words can you make out of the letters of your first name?
~ Bite me fanboy
17. How do you feel about fake plants?
~ remind me of radiohead
18. What is your obsessive compulsion?
~ Quality Qs
20. Do you know what the heck the difference is between the statements "we're just dating" and "we're together"
~ The English language is full of nuance.
21. When you think, do you see the words that you are thinking in your mind, as if they were being written down?
~ I see my fist meeting your throat
22. If a person is brought up speaking both Spanish and English in equal amounts and equally fluently, which language do they think in?
~ Both
23. Does it make you uncomfortable when people ask you your shoe size?
~What is YOUR obsessive compulsion?
24. Would you feel guilty about cheating on your taxes if you got away with it?
~ Ask me that louder and into this flower in my shirt pocket
25. You are walking on the beach when suddenly you find a genie lamp. You rub it, and out pops the genie. He proclaims that he is so thankful to you for letting him out after thousands of years that he gives you three wishes. What do you think he did with his time while he was in there?
~ plotted his revenge against the circus midgets
26. If you had braces, would you put little diamonds on your brackets and call them your "grill"?
~no. thanks for the questions
27. You have 24 hours to live... what are you going to wear?
~ Your freshly harvested skin. And a ball cap backwards
28. Which is worse... someone blowing cigarette smoke in your face, or kissing someone who has dip in their mouth?
~ Realizing you didn't lock the back door and you have no idea where I am outside.
29. Had you ever answered any of these questions before?
~ Only in the dream with the pyramid and the little pickles thrown by naked nymphs.
30. Have you ever thought about getting your lip pierced?
~ Yes
31. Who were you with last night?
~ Me...I try to get away...but there I always am.
32. What woke you up this morning?
~ Bloodlust
33. Have you ever passed out on the bathroom floor?
~ No. too many sharp edges in there
Stolen from Shell - whom I am now a little scared of.
1. Would you bang your neighbor?
Maybe bang their face with my car door.
2. What describes your relationship status?
Married - all others on notice
3. Where are you?
I am here but I am not...
4. What's the last movie you watched?
Beowulf
5. The last person who held your hand?
The wife
6. What is your favorite animal?
The ones I don't clean up after.
7. Who have you talked to most today?
Personality #8 - He wants a raise.
8. Do you carve pumpkins every year?
No
9. Color of your underwear?
It was dark...
10. Color of your shirt?
Easter egg bright baby blue
11. I'm always.........
Watching...waiting...for that one mistake
12. Who's on speed dial 2? 4? 6?
Speed dial is so 90s - voice command anyone?
13. Honestly, how many people do you have feelings for?
I have many feelings for loads of people. I get funky with one.
14. What's your favorite season?
Fall
15. Good advice if you ever go camping?
That is not a bear.
16. Are you a bad influence?
I can be.
18. Rather have your name or your sibling's name?
Definitely mine.
19. Would you do anything for someone else?
Probably not - I am really quite self centered
20. Have you ever been called a bitch?
Yes
21. Best Friend?
I have been called that too
22. What is your ringtone?
Today? Drop It Like It's Hot
23. What song is on?
Do It (missy elliot remix) by nelly furtado
24. Are your grades good?
Not so much until college. I hate homework.
25. Do you ever think people hate you for filling these out?
I don't care.
26. Does your best friend have a myspace?
She does
27. Whose page did you visit last???
My own...
28. Last time you went out to lunch?
today at 5:15pm
30. Who is your favorite character from Friends?
Cannot stand any of them. Hate Ross the most.
31. Do you have a tattoo?
Not yet
32. Do you want one?
I want one but i know if I wait Indi will get it first
33. Do you have one or more Britney Spears CD? Yes 2
34. What did you do last night?
This was covered above
35. Are you a Lost fanatic?
Nope
36. Name spelled backwards?
elgae
37. Do you have a song by Ozzy Osbourne in your library?
Yep
38.iPod or Zune?
iPod
39. Do you watch Family Guy regularly?
only sometimes
40. King of the Hill?
Sometimes.
41. Do you read trashy romance novels?
No
42. What's the last thing you bought?
Groceries
43. What's the last thing someone bought you?
I won't know for another week
44. Do you ever sing obnoxiously in the shower?
I often sing beautifully in the shower
45. What's in your CD player right now?
Digital - move along people
46. What's your favorite Movie?
Lilo & Stitch
47. Another favorite movie?
Fight Club
48. Do you believe everyone has a soul mate?
That is crap
49. Can you sing?
See #44
50. Do you play any instruments?
Piano, Clarinet, drums, harmonica all on a beginner's level only
51. Have you ever been to another country?
Not yet.
53. Are you ever a freak about cleanliness or organization?
Not as much as I used to.
54. Have you ever been to South America or Africa?
Nope.
55. Do you know how to knit?
Nope
56. Do you have a job?
Yes, a great one
57. Have you ever written love song lyrics yourself and put them on mypace?
No, people do that?
58. What are you doing right now besides this survey?
Listening to Janet 'Ms. Jackson if you're nasty'
60. Baskin Robbins or Coldstone?
Coldstone
61. Physics or chemistry?
Failed both
62. Facebook or Myspace?
Myspace
64. R-rated or G-rated movies?
See #s 46 and 47
65. Walk or Run?
Am I on fire?
66. Harry Potter, Lord of the Rings, or Star Wars?
Cannot decide geek overload
67. Fly or road trip?
Road trip.
68. Batman, Spiderman, or Superman?
Batman
69. What's your favorite Disney movie?
Lilo & Stitch
70. Nailpolish?
Blue.
51 Questions about your #1
1) What's their name?
EmJay
2) Does he or she have a boyfriend/girlfriend?
a few, Matthew McConaughey for one.
3) Do you get along with this person all the time?
of course, we're married
4) How old is the person?
Twenty ten
5) Has he/she ever cooked for you?
Just last night
6) Is this person older than you?
No
7) Have you ever kissed this person?
Yep
9) Are you related to this person?
By law
10) Are you really close to him/her?
Yep
11) Nickname?
Randy
13) How many times do you talk to this person in a week?
Everyday all day
14) Do you think they will repost this?
I am thinking no
15) Could you live with this person?
I could
16) Why is this person your number 1?
Because nobody else matters
18) How long have you known this person?
I was 19 and she was 17
19) Have you ever been to the mall with this person?
Yes
20) Have you ever had a sleepover with this person?
Every single night
21) If you ever moved away would you miss this person?
No she is stuck with me
23) Have you ever done something really stupid or illegal with this person?
Yes to all counts
24) Do you know everything about this person?
I still don't
25) Would you date this person's siblings?
Hell No
26) Have you ever made something with this person?
Yes
29) Have you gone skinny dipping with this person?
Yes
31) Is your #1 on drugs?
Nope
33) Have you ever worn this person's clothes?
Yep
34) Have you and your #1 person made up a hand shake?
Nope
35) If it was "freaky friday" would you switch bodies with this person?
I don't think so
36) Have you ever heard this person sing?
Yes and I love it
38) Do you and this person have a saying?
We have a few
39) Do you know this persons myspace password?
I might
41) Have you and this person ever gotten into a fight that lasted more than 2 days?
Once
44.) Have you and this person gone clubbing?
Clubbing? No there aren't very many baby seals around here
45) Do you know how to make this person feel happy?
Oh I have a few
46) Do you and this person talk alot?
Yes
47) Do you like this person?
I love her
48) Has this person yelled at you?
Only a few times
49) Have you and this person got into a fist fight?
No way
50) Do you want to go out with this person?
Everyday
51) Do you want to be friends with them forever?
of course!!!!
1. When you looked at yourself in the mirror today, what was the first thing you thought?
Time to make the donuts
2. How much cash do you have on you?
$9
3. What's a word that rhymes with "DOOR?"
Whore
4. Favorite planet?
Jupiter or Mars
5. Who is the 4th person on your missed call list on your cell phone? Suzy
6. What is your favorite ring on your phone? The video game ones
7. What shirt are you wearing? Work polo
8. Do you "label" yourself?
Yep
9. Name the brand of your shoes you're currently wearing?
Sketchers
10. Bright or Dark Room?
Bright
11. What do you think about the person who took this survey before you? I like her...she is a little strange about Christmas though
13. What were you doing at midnight last night?
snoring
14. What did your last text message you received on your cell say? your dog misses you
15. Where is your nearest 7-11? This is Oklahoma you are always withing walking distance of a QT never a 7-11.
16. What's a word that you say a lot? Fail
17. Who told you he/she loved you last? EmJay
18. Last furry thing you touched? My face
19. How many drugs have you done in the last three days? None
20. How many rolls of film do you need developed? None
21. Favorite age you have been so far? 31
22. Your worst enemy? the Joker
23. What is your current desktop picture? Kratos (God of War)
24. What was the last thing you said to someone? I don't think there is a southwest Asia.
25. If you had to choose between a million bucks or to be able to fly what would it be? Gimme the money!
26. Do you like someone? I like alot of people
27. The last song you listened to? No Woman No Cry
[01] Do you ever wonder what your ex is up to?
no
[02] Have you ever been given roses?
no
[03] What is your all-time favorite romance movie?
King Kong
[04] How many times have you honestly fallen in love?
once
[05] Do you believe that everyone has a soul-mate?
no
[06] What's your current problem?
my laundry wont jump up and do its self
[07] Have you ever had your heart broken?
Yep
[9] Had a long distance relationship?
Nope
[10] Do you believe the statement, once a cheater always a cheater?
No
[11] How many kids do you want to have?
5
[12] What's your favorite color(s)?
Navy and Gray
[14] Do you believe in love at first sight?
I'd like to
[15] Would you kiss the last person you kissed again?
yes... anytime
[16] At what age did you start noticing the opposite gender?
3
[17] Are you happy with your love situation?
very
[18] DO you know someone who likes you?
yes I has many admirers
[19] When is the last time you made LOVE?
Friday?
[20] Do they know you enjoyed yourself?
o ya
A] - AVAILABLE?
NO
B] -Birthday?
April 7th
C] - CRUSHING?
No
D] - DRINK YOU LAST HAD?
root beer
E] - EASIEST PERSON TO TALK TO?
EmJay
F] - FAVORITE COLOR(S)?
Gray
G] - GUMMY BEARS OR GUMMY WORMS?
worms
H] - HOMETOWN?
Collinsville
I] - Like being sick?
no
J] - JK IS A PHRASE u say often?
never
K] - KISSED SOMEONE IN THE LAST 3 weeks?
Yes
L] - Strawberry Lemonade or Lemonade?
Strawberry Lemonade
M] - MILKSHAKE FLAVOR?]
Chocolate
N] - NUMBER OF SIBLINGS?
2 and a half
O] - ONE WISH
winning powerball numbers
P] - PERSON WHO YOU LAST COMMENTED?
no idea
Q] - Quiet?
usually not
R] - REASON YOU SMILE?
if I cannot fix it - smile at it
S] - SONG YOU LAST HEARD?
Possum Kingdom
T] - TIME YOU WOKE UP THIS MORNING?
6:50
U] - UNDERWEAR COLOR?
it was dark
V] - VEGETABLES?
I like them.
W] - WORST HABIT?
unhealthy food consumption
X] - Ex girl/boyfriend still like you?
they don't exist
Y] - You're craving right now?
rt 44 cherry limeade
Z] - ZODIAC SIGN?
Aries
Hi my name is: The Eagle
When I'm nervous: shut up
By this time next year: I will be thinner
Last night: My wife made meatloaf
PART 1: YOU
Were you a planned baby? Yep delayed but planned
Were you the first? Last
Are your parents still married? till death did they part
PART 2: YOUR PERSONALITY
Do you have low self esteem? No not at all
Do you get depressed about things easily? Nope
Are you happy right now? fo shizzle
PART 3: APPEARANCE
Are you comfortable with the way you look? I'd like less % of body fat
Describe your hair: boring but bouncy
Where do you buy most of your clothes? Casual XL
PART 4: RANDOM
Ever been kicked out of a bar? nope
Ever drunk dial an ex? no
Can you tie a cherry stem using your tongue? yes
PART 5: THE OUTDOORS
Do you prefer indoors or outdoors? Outdoors is preferred unless there are bugs. Biting bugs.
Do you like walking in the rain? I have.
Do you like thunderstorms? I love them if they are at night
PART 6: FOOD
Are you a vegetarian? Nope
Anything you absolutely could eat forever? General Tso's chicken
What is your favorite dessert? sex in a pan
PART 7: RELATIONSHIPS AND LOVE
Do you want to get married? I'm already married
Have you ever been in love? Yep
Are you in a relationship now? Married
PART 8: RANDOM QUESTIONS
1. Where is your cell phone? on the desk next to me
2. Your boyfriend/girlfriend? Home
3. Your hair? Above the eyebrows
4. Your style? polos and cargos
5. Cheesecake? Sure
6. Siblings? 2 sisters and a half brother
7. Your dream last night? Annoying
8. Your favorite drink? Dr Pepper
9. Car you want? Hybrid Toyota Camry
10. The room you are in: Cash box at work
11. Your life goal? To be happy
12. Your biggest fear: Failing
13. Piercings? ears gauged
14. Tonight? going home
15. Last night? meatloaf!
16. Check out Superbad? I loved it
17. One of your wish list items? PS3
18. Where did you grow up? Collinsville
19. Favorite movie? cannot name just one
20. What are you wearing? work clothes
21. Tattoos? not yet
22. Ketchup? with what
23. Your computer? running?
24. Your friends? are great
25. Your mood? chill
26. Missing? lunch
27. What are you thinking about right now? home
28. Your schedule is? fairly loose
29. Your personality? ask around
30. Your summer? was hot
31. Your favorite song? fake it by seether
32. Your favorite color(s)? gray
33. When is the last time you laughed? 2 minutes ago
34. Last time you cried? not sure
35. High school? sucked like a hoover
36. Last IM? was with rhys-o-matic
37. Crushing? Selma Hayak
38. Life? Loving every minute of it
ALT Friday 5
1. Do you like to cook or bake? Both - Although I don't do either often
2. If so, what are your favorite things to cook? If not, do you do it anyway (out of necessity or other reasons)? Black Forrest Cake
3. Whatever your level of cooking skill, how/where did you learn it? My lack of math skills started showing in my grades in 2nd grade. Mom decided the best way to make sure I learned fractions was through cooking and following the recipe measures.
4. Would you rather cook only for yourself, for yourself and a friend, or for a crowd? Why? I like providing for others. Stokes the ego.
5. Do you wish you had opportunity/need to cook more or less in your daily life? I wish I had more time/opportunity to cook.
Friday 5
1. Pick one label that you think describes you (race, religion, hobby, etc.). Fat.
2. Pick one label that is often put on you, that you really think is inaccurate. Redneck.
3. Pick one label you wish could be put on you. Slim.
4. What is one kind of label that you think is universally wrong to use (race, gender, height)? Any label used to inflict harm is wrong.
5. Labels, used intelligently, can be a convenient rhetorical shorthand for identifying how a given person will fit into (or react to) a given situation. Labels, used incorrectly, can be an excuse for dismissing the differences still inherent in the people to whom the label is applied. Discuss. I AM MORE THAN YOUR LABELS. I AM MORE THAN A ROUND PEG FOR YOUR SQUARE SLOT. I DEFINE MY OWN PLACEMENT IN THIS WORLD, NOT YOU. I AM THE EAGLE.