Colors - Stolen from Angela
RED = ANGER
1. Are you currently mad at someone?
No, merely plotting revenge. Taking notes and waiting for the vermin to trip and fall. But not mad. It is not personal, just business.
2. Which of your family members has the worst temper?
Me
3. Have you ever thrown something at anyone?
Yes, the worst is a tie between and cue ball and a 12" diameter metal lid.
4. Does your face turn red when you're angry?
No, but my eyes squint.
5. When you're mad do you prefer to stare angrily or yell?
I try and maintain a poker face until the victim is within arms reach.
ORANGE = EXCITEMENT
1. Has anyone ever thrown a surprise party for you?
Not yet, hint hint.
2. Are you easily excited?
I don't think so.
3. What event is coming up that you're most excited about?
A week of vacation in April, Christmas, the coming weekend, March of 2009, all sorts of things
4. If you won a million dollars, what would be your first thought?
Goodbye bills, Hello School, Hello Hybrid, Goodbye beige carpet.
5. If you could have anything right now what would it be?
Enough money to get myself and all of my family out of debt.
YELLOW = SELF DISCOVERY
1. Name: Sir Psycho Lazy
2. Birthday: Every year
3. What's your main goal in life?
For no one to bitch at me. EVER.
4. Do you want to have children?
I would like a basketball team.
5. How do you want to die?
without pain
GREEN = OPINIONS
1. Are you against gay marriage?
Nope
2. Lower the drinking age?
No, the brain is not fully formed until age 21. We need to get smarter not more mutated.
3. Abortion?
Is a personal decision. I have no uterus.
4. Democrat or Republican?
Independent
BLUE = LOVE
1. Do you love someone?
Yes
2. Do you have a bf/gf?
better a wife
3. Is it better to have loved and lost than never loved at all?
loved and lost
4. Do you believe in love at first sight?
No, I believe in lust at 1st sight (sticking w/ Angela here)
5. Would you tattoo your lovers name on your body?
Oh Hell No!
PURPLE = Q&A
Q: How many beds did you lay in today?
One
Q: What color shirt are you wearing?
Navy Blue
Q: Name one thing that you do everyday?
Use the restroom
Q: How much cash do you have on you right now?
$0.00
Q: Is Tom on your Top friends list?
No
Q: Look to your left. What's there?
Darth Vader, Office phone, Agent Smith (the Matrix) in Matrix code form, a picture of MJ and me from our honeymoon, A Frozone (the Incredibles) happy meal toy, empty bottle of water, scotch tape despiser.
Q: What's the last piece of clothing you borrowed from someone?
A t-shirt that I never returned.
Q: What website do you visit most?
igoogle
Q: Do you have plants in your room?
No vegetation
Q: Does anything hurt on your body right now?
No
Q: What city was your last taxi cab ride in?
Never rode in a taxi
Q: Do you own a picture phone?
Yes
Q: Recent time you were really upset?
Sept 11th
PINK = LAST
1. Person you saw?
Kevin
2. Person that said they loved you?
My wife
3. Movie watched in cinema?
Resident Evil: Extinction
4. Song you listened to?
Prince - Money don't matter tonight
5. Person you talked on the phone with?
Lisa from city hall
GREY = TODAY
1. What are you doing right now?
Doing this survey.
2. What are you doing tonight?
Spaghetti, Chuck, Heroes, boiling eggs for egg salad, prepping apples, taking trash, who knows.
3. What are you going to eat?
Spaghetti
4. Did you accomplish anything today?
Logged gift certificates, wrote job details, planted seed of perceived office abuse, logged tax forms, logged coupons, updated schedule, filed paperwork, and recorded temperatures for last week, returned voicemail messages.
5. What shoes are you wearing?
New balance White w/ blue and orange trim
BROWN = TOMORROW
1. Is?
Tuesday - the day that never ends
2. My plans are?
Working from 7:30am to 9:30pm
3. Are you going to laugh?
In spite of myself
4. Any TV show you watch coming on?
House, Bones, LA Ink, Justice League, Daily Show. All on DVR
5. Do you know what you will eat?
Egg Salad, yogurt, apples, bananas,
6. Will you be happy?
In spite of myself
Stolen from Tega
1. When you're home alone, do you still close the door when you use the restroom?
Yep, the dog and cat looking in creep me out.
2. If you have to go grocery shopping, would you rather go alone or with someone?
With someone, goes by faster, you have help unloading and loading, and some of the things you see happen at the store have to have witnesses to be believed.
3. it's your best friend's birthday, do you buy them a gift even though they didn't buy you one for yours?
Sure, always strive to be the better person.
4. You win the lottery. Lump sum or small payments over a period of time?
Lump sum
5. Do you like your music loud or at a reasonable level?
Loud and proud.
6. Are you a beach person or a snowy mountain person?
Beach
7. When do you brush your teeth?
When I remember to could be day or night
8. Can you watch scary movies alone?
I can, as of late I prefer to.
9. Soft bed or firm?
Don't care, don't matter
10. Would you rather stay home all day, or be out and about?
Depends on the weather
11. What's one of your worst memories?
My sister's phone call that our Dad had died.
12. Do you like to keep the peace or be confrontational?
Keep the peace
13. Are you more likely to be with a large group of people or a few close friends?
Close friends
14. What are your plans for October?
October is my favorite month of the year. Football is in full swing, the month starts off with the State Fair, the weather is mild enough that you can have the windows open most of the time, that means lower AEP bills, Halloween, the trees turn colors, Christmas planning gets started, man I can't wait!
15. If money were not a problem, where would you like to live?
I would have a small place in Tulsa, a ranch in the Osage Hills, a cabin outside of West Fork, Arkansas, and an Island estate in the Caribbean.
16. What is your ideal profession?
Give me a job with music, movies, books, animals, and/or art, and let me work with a team or with people in some way but not the general public only. let me dress casually and comfortably, let me have earrings and/or holes of my choosing, let me have my hair any color and/or length and/or style I choose, let me know I have helped someone at some point throughout everyday.
17. Are you close to your Mom and Dad?
Sister
18. What is one fear that you can't seem to overcome?
Messing up my hands.
19. Are you good at math?
Not really, money wise, yes, otherwise, not really.
21. Is there anyone that you regret ever meeting?
Not yet.
22. Rate the top 5 piercing one could get on the opposite sex? I will count nipples. I like snake bites too. Nose, Industrial, somewhere naughty.
23. Would you rather have roommates or live alone?
Live alone
24. Do you like any of your friends a little more than just a friend?
No, they are all just friends
25. Do you like to drive?
Love it.
26. Ever let Goofy Dave from GoofyAuctions.com buy you a cracker?
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27 If you found out that you were going to be a parent, what would you do?
Live in fear for most of the next 20 years.
28. Do you give money to homeless people when they ask?
I have.
29. A weekend in Las Vegas or Miami?
Miami
30. When you go to the store, do you have a list or just buy random things?
List save lives
31. What do you wear to sleep in?
A smile
32. You have 3 months left to live, what do you do?
Travel as much as possible.
33. You're having a bad day, what's one thing that can make your day better?
MJ
34. Tanning bed?
If I was skinny
35. Is there anything you would change about your body?
Just the % of body fat.
36. You wake up in an unfamiliar place, what is your first reaction?
Look for clues as to where I am.
37. Is there anything that you should be doing right now?
No, I am good, thanks though.........dickhead.
38. If there was a way to know when and how you're going to die, would you want that information?
No
39. What is your favorite breakfast food?
Jamba Juice Power Size
40. Your phone rings at 4am, who do you expect it to be?
Someone is dead, near death, or in jail.
Also stolen from Tega the 'Psycho Survey'
Psychoanalyze yourself; don't read ahead, just answer the following questions with the first thought that comes to mind. Then read which each answer means at the end. (No cheating!)
This is pretty cool!
1. You are not alone. You are walking in the woods. Who is with you?
MJ
2. You are walking in the woods. You see an animal. What kind of animal?
Squirrel
3. What interaction takes place between you and the animal?
I watch
4. You walk deeper in the woods. You enter a clearing, and before you is your DREAM house. How big is it?
So big I need 5 vacuum cleaners.
5. Is your dream house surrounded by a fence?
Nope.
6. You enter the house. You walk into the dining room and see the dining room table. What do you see on AND around it?
A big meal with Friends and Family.
7. You exit the house and a cup is on the ground, what kind is it?
Eskimo Joe's plastic cup
8. What do you do with the cup?
Take it to the kitchen.
9. You walk to the edge of the property where you find yourself standing at what body of water?
River
10. How will you cross the water?
Bridge
After you copy and paste into a new bulletin, and answer ALL the questions above you can look down here.
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The ANSWERS
1. The person who you are walking in the woods with is the most important to you.
2. The size of the animal is representative of your perception of the size of your problems in your life.
3. The severity of the interaction you have with the animal is representative of how you deal with your problems.
4. The size of your dream home is representative of the size of your ambition to solve your problems.
5. A lack of a fence is indicative of an open personality. People are welcome at all times. The presence of a fence indicates a closed personality. You'd prefer people not drop by unannounced.
6. If your answer did NOT include food, flowers, or people, then you are generally unhappy.
7. The durability of the material with the cup is made of is representative of the perceived durability of your relationship.
8. What you did with the cup is representative of your attitude.
9. The size of the body of water is representative of the size of your sexual desire.
10. The way you cross the water is representative to how easy or hard you expect your life to be.
Okay then.
RED = ANGER
1. Are you currently mad at someone?
No, merely plotting revenge. Taking notes and waiting for the vermin to trip and fall. But not mad. It is not personal, just business.
2. Which of your family members has the worst temper?
Me
3. Have you ever thrown something at anyone?
Yes, the worst is a tie between and cue ball and a 12" diameter metal lid.
4. Does your face turn red when you're angry?
No, but my eyes squint.
5. When you're mad do you prefer to stare angrily or yell?
I try and maintain a poker face until the victim is within arms reach.
ORANGE = EXCITEMENT
1. Has anyone ever thrown a surprise party for you?
Not yet, hint hint.
2. Are you easily excited?
I don't think so.
3. What event is coming up that you're most excited about?
A week of vacation in April, Christmas, the coming weekend, March of 2009, all sorts of things
4. If you won a million dollars, what would be your first thought?
Goodbye bills, Hello School, Hello Hybrid, Goodbye beige carpet.
5. If you could have anything right now what would it be?
Enough money to get myself and all of my family out of debt.
YELLOW = SELF DISCOVERY
1. Name: Sir Psycho Lazy
2. Birthday: Every year
3. What's your main goal in life?
For no one to bitch at me. EVER.
4. Do you want to have children?
I would like a basketball team.
5. How do you want to die?
without pain
GREEN = OPINIONS
1. Are you against gay marriage?
Nope
2. Lower the drinking age?
No, the brain is not fully formed until age 21. We need to get smarter not more mutated.
3. Abortion?
Is a personal decision. I have no uterus.
4. Democrat or Republican?
Independent
BLUE = LOVE
1. Do you love someone?
Yes
2. Do you have a bf/gf?
better a wife
3. Is it better to have loved and lost than never loved at all?
loved and lost
4. Do you believe in love at first sight?
No, I believe in lust at 1st sight (sticking w/ Angela here)
5. Would you tattoo your lovers name on your body?
Oh Hell No!
PURPLE = Q&A
Q: How many beds did you lay in today?
One
Q: What color shirt are you wearing?
Navy Blue
Q: Name one thing that you do everyday?
Use the restroom
Q: How much cash do you have on you right now?
$0.00
Q: Is Tom on your Top friends list?
No
Q: Look to your left. What's there?
Darth Vader, Office phone, Agent Smith (the Matrix) in Matrix code form, a picture of MJ and me from our honeymoon, A Frozone (the Incredibles) happy meal toy, empty bottle of water, scotch tape despiser.
Q: What's the last piece of clothing you borrowed from someone?
A t-shirt that I never returned.
Q: What website do you visit most?
igoogle
Q: Do you have plants in your room?
No vegetation
Q: Does anything hurt on your body right now?
No
Q: What city was your last taxi cab ride in?
Never rode in a taxi
Q: Do you own a picture phone?
Yes
Q: Recent time you were really upset?
Sept 11th
PINK = LAST
1. Person you saw?
Kevin
2. Person that said they loved you?
My wife
3. Movie watched in cinema?
Resident Evil: Extinction
4. Song you listened to?
Prince - Money don't matter tonight
5. Person you talked on the phone with?
Lisa from city hall
GREY = TODAY
1. What are you doing right now?
Doing this survey.
2. What are you doing tonight?
Spaghetti, Chuck, Heroes, boiling eggs for egg salad, prepping apples, taking trash, who knows.
3. What are you going to eat?
Spaghetti
4. Did you accomplish anything today?
Logged gift certificates, wrote job details, planted seed of perceived office abuse, logged tax forms, logged coupons, updated schedule, filed paperwork, and recorded temperatures for last week, returned voicemail messages.
5. What shoes are you wearing?
New balance White w/ blue and orange trim
BROWN = TOMORROW
1. Is?
Tuesday - the day that never ends
2. My plans are?
Working from 7:30am to 9:30pm
3. Are you going to laugh?
In spite of myself
4. Any TV show you watch coming on?
House, Bones, LA Ink, Justice League, Daily Show. All on DVR
5. Do you know what you will eat?
Egg Salad, yogurt, apples, bananas,
6. Will you be happy?
In spite of myself
Stolen from Tega
1. When you're home alone, do you still close the door when you use the restroom?
Yep, the dog and cat looking in creep me out.
2. If you have to go grocery shopping, would you rather go alone or with someone?
With someone, goes by faster, you have help unloading and loading, and some of the things you see happen at the store have to have witnesses to be believed.
3. it's your best friend's birthday, do you buy them a gift even though they didn't buy you one for yours?
Sure, always strive to be the better person.
4. You win the lottery. Lump sum or small payments over a period of time?
Lump sum
5. Do you like your music loud or at a reasonable level?
Loud and proud.
6. Are you a beach person or a snowy mountain person?
Beach
7. When do you brush your teeth?
When I remember to could be day or night
8. Can you watch scary movies alone?
I can, as of late I prefer to.
9. Soft bed or firm?
Don't care, don't matter
10. Would you rather stay home all day, or be out and about?
Depends on the weather
11. What's one of your worst memories?
My sister's phone call that our Dad had died.
12. Do you like to keep the peace or be confrontational?
Keep the peace
13. Are you more likely to be with a large group of people or a few close friends?
Close friends
14. What are your plans for October?
October is my favorite month of the year. Football is in full swing, the month starts off with the State Fair, the weather is mild enough that you can have the windows open most of the time, that means lower AEP bills, Halloween, the trees turn colors, Christmas planning gets started, man I can't wait!
15. If money were not a problem, where would you like to live?
I would have a small place in Tulsa, a ranch in the Osage Hills, a cabin outside of West Fork, Arkansas, and an Island estate in the Caribbean.
16. What is your ideal profession?
Give me a job with music, movies, books, animals, and/or art, and let me work with a team or with people in some way but not the general public only. let me dress casually and comfortably, let me have earrings and/or holes of my choosing, let me have my hair any color and/or length and/or style I choose, let me know I have helped someone at some point throughout everyday.
17. Are you close to your Mom and Dad?
Sister
18. What is one fear that you can't seem to overcome?
Messing up my hands.
19. Are you good at math?
Not really, money wise, yes, otherwise, not really.
21. Is there anyone that you regret ever meeting?
Not yet.
22. Rate the top 5 piercing one could get on the opposite sex? I will count nipples. I like snake bites too. Nose, Industrial, somewhere naughty.
23. Would you rather have roommates or live alone?
Live alone
24. Do you like any of your friends a little more than just a friend?
No, they are all just friends
25. Do you like to drive?
Love it.
26. Ever let Goofy Dave from GoofyAuctions.com buy you a cracker?
ERROR 404: File not found
27 If you found out that you were going to be a parent, what would you do?
Live in fear for most of the next 20 years.
28. Do you give money to homeless people when they ask?
I have.
29. A weekend in Las Vegas or Miami?
Miami
30. When you go to the store, do you have a list or just buy random things?
List save lives
31. What do you wear to sleep in?
A smile
32. You have 3 months left to live, what do you do?
Travel as much as possible.
33. You're having a bad day, what's one thing that can make your day better?
MJ
34. Tanning bed?
If I was skinny
35. Is there anything you would change about your body?
Just the % of body fat.
36. You wake up in an unfamiliar place, what is your first reaction?
Look for clues as to where I am.
37. Is there anything that you should be doing right now?
No, I am good, thanks though.........dickhead.
38. If there was a way to know when and how you're going to die, would you want that information?
No
39. What is your favorite breakfast food?
Jamba Juice Power Size
40. Your phone rings at 4am, who do you expect it to be?
Someone is dead, near death, or in jail.
Also stolen from Tega the 'Psycho Survey'
Psychoanalyze yourself; don't read ahead, just answer the following questions with the first thought that comes to mind. Then read which each answer means at the end. (No cheating!)
This is pretty cool!
1. You are not alone. You are walking in the woods. Who is with you?
MJ
2. You are walking in the woods. You see an animal. What kind of animal?
Squirrel
3. What interaction takes place between you and the animal?
I watch
4. You walk deeper in the woods. You enter a clearing, and before you is your DREAM house. How big is it?
So big I need 5 vacuum cleaners.
5. Is your dream house surrounded by a fence?
Nope.
6. You enter the house. You walk into the dining room and see the dining room table. What do you see on AND around it?
A big meal with Friends and Family.
7. You exit the house and a cup is on the ground, what kind is it?
Eskimo Joe's plastic cup
8. What do you do with the cup?
Take it to the kitchen.
9. You walk to the edge of the property where you find yourself standing at what body of water?
River
10. How will you cross the water?
Bridge
After you copy and paste into a new bulletin, and answer ALL the questions above you can look down here.
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The ANSWERS
1. The person who you are walking in the woods with is the most important to you.
2. The size of the animal is representative of your perception of the size of your problems in your life.
3. The severity of the interaction you have with the animal is representative of how you deal with your problems.
4. The size of your dream home is representative of the size of your ambition to solve your problems.
5. A lack of a fence is indicative of an open personality. People are welcome at all times. The presence of a fence indicates a closed personality. You'd prefer people not drop by unannounced.
6. If your answer did NOT include food, flowers, or people, then you are generally unhappy.
7. The durability of the material with the cup is made of is representative of the perceived durability of your relationship.
8. What you did with the cup is representative of your attitude.
9. The size of the body of water is representative of the size of your sexual desire.
10. The way you cross the water is representative to how easy or hard you expect your life to be.
Okay then.