schmoop (n): a declaration. *to schmoop (v.i.): to publicly declare one's positive feelings or regard for someone, or relate a story illustrating same, in a way that inspires people to either say "awwww..." or gag.
1. Schmoop about a friend, past or present.
Jeff Juby was the mack. He had all the coolest movies. Introduced me to music that changed my life. The man had it going on. Cool as an iceberg.
2. Schmoop about a family member.
Grandpa Tom was someone to aim for. Patient, Deep, Wise, and Tough as Nails.
3. Schmoop about a room- or house mate, past, present, or fantasy (if you've never had one).
Being house mates with the Flash is great. He keeps the house spotless out of boredom. Even when he pulls the night shift at the lunar lookout for the Justice League he still pays his part of the mortgage and bills. He insist on having the fastest internet connection available. The kitchen is always stocked to keep his super metabolism in check. Sometimes Wonder Woman or Power Girl stop by. Sweet.
4. Schmoop about a lover/boyfriend/girlfriend/partner/whatever-you-call-it, past, present, or fantasy (if you've never had one).
My wife is the coolest. She has no problem with any of my hobbies. She considers a movie rental and Chinese delivery a date. She makes more money than I do and has the best benefits package I have ever heard of. We share many taste. Oh, and she is a freak.
5. Schmoop about yourself.
This is hard. I look at myself and mostly see areas to improve or just flat out change. I guess the best thing about me is my positive outlook.
back to school
1. Who was your favorite teacher?
That is a hard one. I guess one could argue Mrs. Bowman since I took 3 of her classes and tried for a fourth.
2. Why was that teacher so special?
She let me be myself.
3. Do you think teachers get paid enough?
Not even close.
4. Do you have a favorite year of school?
My senior year was the most pleasing.
5. If you could travel back in time and tell yourself something now that would have helped you get through school, what would you say?
"To thy own self, be true."
1. Schmoop about a friend, past or present.
Jeff Juby was the mack. He had all the coolest movies. Introduced me to music that changed my life. The man had it going on. Cool as an iceberg.
2. Schmoop about a family member.
Grandpa Tom was someone to aim for. Patient, Deep, Wise, and Tough as Nails.
3. Schmoop about a room- or house mate, past, present, or fantasy (if you've never had one).
Being house mates with the Flash is great. He keeps the house spotless out of boredom. Even when he pulls the night shift at the lunar lookout for the Justice League he still pays his part of the mortgage and bills. He insist on having the fastest internet connection available. The kitchen is always stocked to keep his super metabolism in check. Sometimes Wonder Woman or Power Girl stop by. Sweet.
4. Schmoop about a lover/boyfriend/girlfriend/partner/whatever-you-call-it, past, present, or fantasy (if you've never had one).
My wife is the coolest. She has no problem with any of my hobbies. She considers a movie rental and Chinese delivery a date. She makes more money than I do and has the best benefits package I have ever heard of. We share many taste. Oh, and she is a freak.
5. Schmoop about yourself.
This is hard. I look at myself and mostly see areas to improve or just flat out change. I guess the best thing about me is my positive outlook.
back to school
1. Who was your favorite teacher?
That is a hard one. I guess one could argue Mrs. Bowman since I took 3 of her classes and tried for a fourth.
2. Why was that teacher so special?
She let me be myself.
3. Do you think teachers get paid enough?
Not even close.
4. Do you have a favorite year of school?
My senior year was the most pleasing.
5. If you could travel back in time and tell yourself something now that would have helped you get through school, what would you say?
"To thy own self, be true."
anytime
xo