What is your favorite quote....
1) ... on family?
If you ever start feeling like you have the goofiest, craziest, most dysfunctional family in the world, all you have to do is go to a state fair. Because five minutes at the fair, you'll be going, 'you know, we're alright. We are dang near royalty.' - Jeff Foxworthy
2) ... on relationships? (marriage, friendships, etc)
By all means marry; if you get a good wife, you'll be happy. If you get a bad one, you'll become a philosopher. - Socrates
3) ... attitude?
A positive attitude may not solve all your problems, but it will annoy enough people to make it worth the effort. - Herm Albright (1876 - 1944)
4) ... happiness?
Most folks are about as happy as they make up their minds to be. - Abraham Lincoln (1809 - 1865)
5) ... success?
It is possible to fail in many ways...while to succeed is possible only in one way. - Aristotle (384 BC - 322 BC)
Ever been to a strip club? not yet
Ever been to a bar? yep
Ever been kicked out of a bar or a club? no
Ever been so drunk you had to be carried out of somewhere? no
Kissed someone of the same sex? no
Thrown up from drinking too much? yep
Had sex in a car? yep
Had sex in a park? yep
Had sex in a cinema? yep
Had sex in a bathroom? yep
Had sex at work? yep
Have you ever been to an adult store? yep
Bought something from an "adult" store? yep
Is there anyone on your friends list you would ever consider having sex with? EmJay
Have you ever had a threesome? no
Are your breasts real? yep
Have you ever kissed a stranger? no
Does anyone have naughty pics of you? no
Ever had oral sex in a nightclub? no
Ever had sex with someone you met through Myspace? no
Who, on your friends list, will complete this survey? not sure
Do you have the following in your bedroom:
Condoms: yep
Tampons: yep
Mobile phone: only if one of us is not home
Chair/stool: bean bag
Shelves: no
Dresser: no
Computer: nope
Pictures: in boxes
Mirror: yep
Skateboard: no
Clothes: much
Smoke detector: yes
Piano/keyboard/Guitar/bass/drums: none of the list
Locking door: yes, but the lock no work
Bottle of water: several in various ages and levels and temps
Blacklight: no
Medals/ribbons: no
CDs: not usually
Flag: no
Stop sign/any sign: no
Real gun: no
Cigarettes: no
Pot: no
Any drug: sudafed 24hr decongestant
Books: several
Xbox: no
Playstation: no
Gamecube: no
cd player: half of one (only one speaker works)
TV: yep
DVD player: no
Gameboy: no
Stereo: no
Lighter: no
how many windows do you have in your room? one
What color are your bed sheets? plaid
Has the opposite sex been in your room before? yes
Has the opposite sex been on your bed? yes
Who usually sleeps in your bed other than you? my wife and Oscar the cat is probably there right now.
Current Location:
present
1) ... on family?
If you ever start feeling like you have the goofiest, craziest, most dysfunctional family in the world, all you have to do is go to a state fair. Because five minutes at the fair, you'll be going, 'you know, we're alright. We are dang near royalty.' - Jeff Foxworthy
2) ... on relationships? (marriage, friendships, etc)
By all means marry; if you get a good wife, you'll be happy. If you get a bad one, you'll become a philosopher. - Socrates
3) ... attitude?
A positive attitude may not solve all your problems, but it will annoy enough people to make it worth the effort. - Herm Albright (1876 - 1944)
4) ... happiness?
Most folks are about as happy as they make up their minds to be. - Abraham Lincoln (1809 - 1865)
5) ... success?
It is possible to fail in many ways...while to succeed is possible only in one way. - Aristotle (384 BC - 322 BC)
Ever been to a strip club? not yet
Ever been to a bar? yep
Ever been kicked out of a bar or a club? no
Ever been so drunk you had to be carried out of somewhere? no
Kissed someone of the same sex? no
Thrown up from drinking too much? yep
Had sex in a car? yep
Had sex in a park? yep
Had sex in a cinema? yep
Had sex in a bathroom? yep
Had sex at work? yep
Have you ever been to an adult store? yep
Bought something from an "adult" store? yep
Is there anyone on your friends list you would ever consider having sex with? EmJay
Have you ever had a threesome? no
Are your breasts real? yep
Have you ever kissed a stranger? no
Does anyone have naughty pics of you? no
Ever had oral sex in a nightclub? no
Ever had sex with someone you met through Myspace? no
Who, on your friends list, will complete this survey? not sure
Do you have the following in your bedroom:
Condoms: yep
Tampons: yep
Mobile phone: only if one of us is not home
Chair/stool: bean bag
Shelves: no
Dresser: no
Computer: nope
Pictures: in boxes
Mirror: yep
Skateboard: no
Clothes: much
Smoke detector: yes
Piano/keyboard/Guitar/bass/drums: none of the list
Locking door: yes, but the lock no work
Bottle of water: several in various ages and levels and temps
Blacklight: no
Medals/ribbons: no
CDs: not usually
Flag: no
Stop sign/any sign: no
Real gun: no
Cigarettes: no
Pot: no
Any drug: sudafed 24hr decongestant
Books: several
Xbox: no
Playstation: no
Gamecube: no
cd player: half of one (only one speaker works)
TV: yep
DVD player: no
Gameboy: no
Stereo: no
Lighter: no
how many windows do you have in your room? one
What color are your bed sheets? plaid
Has the opposite sex been in your room before? yes
Has the opposite sex been on your bed? yes
Who usually sleeps in your bed other than you? my wife and Oscar the cat is probably there right now.
Current Location:
present