I am American. That gives me a proud moment to say that. That being said there is one thing about American culture that seems to be the rule rather than the fluke as of late. Taking responsibility. Folks Sue used to be the girl you sat next to in your Freshman English class. Now it is a verb. "Your honor, I deserve millions to pay for my mental stress over McDonald's serving me HOT coffee." Now we have stupid labels on everything. You should not have to be told coffee is hot. Oh, and from my great state of Oklahoma, you should not have to be told that the cruise control on your Winnebago is the same as auto pilot. I kid you not. Bubba got a craving for a PB&J while cruising down the road and so he got up to go make one in the kitchen while doing 65+ on the interstate. He sued for and got Millions because those folks at the RV palace didn't warn him. Buck up jackass! Coffee is hot. I don't care how dope your ride is, there is no auto pilot. And while we are at it: don't take Preparation H orally, don't stare at the sun, fire is hot, ice is cold, you are dumb, that is all, stab.
Playing Director
1. If you were going to remake a movie, what would it be and who would you cast in the roles?
Before Sunrise with Jake Gyllenhaal and America Ferrera
2. If you could turn a book into a movie, what would it be and who would you cast in the roles?
Diary by Chuck P. with Natalie Portman in the lead, Jude Law as her husband and John Malkovich and Glenn Close as his parents.
3. If you were going to turn a video game into a movie, what would it be? Would it be animated or live-action?
God of War. Live Action.
4. You're going to turn a book into a TV series. What is it? Why would it make a good TV show?
Lullaby by Chuck P. Constant road trip, one couple chasing another around the world.
5. Do you generally prefer the movie versions or the novel versions of works?
Novel. There is always so much more in the novel. It seems like a relationship rather than a date.
in honor of Pride Day
1. What are you proud of about yourself?
Fashion Sense
2. Tell us about one of your proudest moments (i.e., when you felt a lot of pride in yourself).
Marrying MJ
3. Who in your life are you proud of? Why?
My wife. Both of us have been thru quite a few changes in the last 12 years but our love is stronger than ever.
4. Pick one of the people from #3 and tell us about one of their proudest moments (i.e., when you felt a lot of pride in them).
Whenever she tells someone what she really wants rather than what she thinks people want to hear.
5. Who is proud of you?
I hope someone is.
Playing Director
1. If you were going to remake a movie, what would it be and who would you cast in the roles?
Before Sunrise with Jake Gyllenhaal and America Ferrera
2. If you could turn a book into a movie, what would it be and who would you cast in the roles?
Diary by Chuck P. with Natalie Portman in the lead, Jude Law as her husband and John Malkovich and Glenn Close as his parents.
3. If you were going to turn a video game into a movie, what would it be? Would it be animated or live-action?
God of War. Live Action.
4. You're going to turn a book into a TV series. What is it? Why would it make a good TV show?
Lullaby by Chuck P. Constant road trip, one couple chasing another around the world.
5. Do you generally prefer the movie versions or the novel versions of works?
Novel. There is always so much more in the novel. It seems like a relationship rather than a date.
in honor of Pride Day
1. What are you proud of about yourself?
Fashion Sense
2. Tell us about one of your proudest moments (i.e., when you felt a lot of pride in yourself).
Marrying MJ
3. Who in your life are you proud of? Why?
My wife. Both of us have been thru quite a few changes in the last 12 years but our love is stronger than ever.
4. Pick one of the people from #3 and tell us about one of their proudest moments (i.e., when you felt a lot of pride in them).
Whenever she tells someone what she really wants rather than what she thinks people want to hear.
5. Who is proud of you?
I hope someone is.