thateagleguy

I want cows to fear me. I want pigs and chickens to fear me as well. MMmmmm, chicken fear. How I am going to pull this off I have no idea. It just seems fair that anything I enjoy eating should fear me. Lately I just can't get enough chicken. Around the end of last year MJ and I were going to go vegetarian. While eating my breakfast of two burgers and watching 'Fight Club' the phrase 'calm as Hindu cows' was uttered. I occurred to me: wow, that has to be the best life a cow can have on earth. I know the ads say happy cows come from California. Bullshit. Being born bovine in India has to be the equivalent of being born Hilton and female to humans. Non stop leisure and privilege.
About 2002 I decided I was not ready for a normal career path. I have for quite some time wanted to be a History
Professor. This means more school. School that I have not the money for. I could make the time. So since my main focus is on mortgage and bills and not career I decided to work jobs I wanted to. Jobs where I get the most benefits. No, I don't mean dental or accidental death coverage. Who else do you know that can schedule their lunch to coincide with shark feeding time two of their five days a week? That is all for now.
PS stab!