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INDIAN WINTER



IT WAS ALREADY LATE FALL AND THE INDIANS ON A REMOTE RESERVATION IN SOUTH DAKOTA ASKED THEIR NEW CHIEF IF THE COMING WINTER WAS GOING TO BE COLD OR MILD.


SINCE HE WAS A CHIEF IN A MODERN SOCIETY HE HAD NEVER BEEN TAUGHT THE OLD SECRETS. WHEN HE LOOKED AT THE SKY HE COULDN'T TELL WHAT THE WINTER WAS GOING TO BE...
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If y'all do settle in the South and bear children, don't think we will accept them as Southerners. After all, if the cat had kittens in the oven, we wouldn't call 'em biscuits.

I'll change my name to: "Did he really just say that shit?"

And that is LUNCH people!

1. Do you usually bring lunch or buy it? Why? I usually buy but that...
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meme about EmJay (stolen from Scottishsong)

1. Where did you meet your boyfriend/girlfriend Husband/Wife?

The first time was when we were taking the ACT at Owasso High School. Then later on at Mazzio's again in Owasso.

2. What was the first thought that went through your head when you met them?

ACT - She seems nice. Mazzio's - What has her angry?

3. Do you...
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EAT ME:

Gourmet Meals

If you were a full course meal what would you be?

soup: Broccoli Cheddar in a sourdough bowl

salad: Caesar with mushrooms

meat: Honey baked Ham

dessert: Sex in a Pan

and what complimentary beverage would you be? Frozen peach margarita.

schmoop (n): a declaration. *to schmoop (v.i.): to publicly declare one's positive feelings or regard for someone, or relate a story illustrating same, in a way that inspires people to either say "awwww..." or gag.

1. Schmoop about a friend, past or present.
Jeff Juby was the mack. He had all the coolest movies. Introduced me to music that changed my life. The man had...
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1. What is the best part about late summer?
Football starts

2. what is your favorite memory and why?
Summer before last the wife and I took the whole summer off.

3. when you were small, did you realize summer vacations were not going to happen forever?
Yes, I knew that before I knew about Santa

4. where was your favorite summer vacation? why?
Tae...
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1. If you were a fruit, which would you be and why?
Asai berries
2. If you wake up and smell smoke, and you have to get everybody (pets included) out of the house safely, but you have time to grab one item, what would you grab?
Laptop
3. If you were stuck on an island, who would be the one person you would want...
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Overfunctioning and underfunctioning are ideas from Bowen family systems theory (http://www.thebowencenter.org/pages/theory.html).

In a nutshell, people who overfunction do things for others that they could have done for themselves. They have trouble showing people their less-able sides, either because others freak out when that happens, or because they're scared of being seen as less capable. Their mottoes are, "If you want a job done well, do...
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All work and no play....

1. Do you have a habit of working too much? (If you're un- or under-employed just now, consider your usual practice when you are working regularly, and yes, 'housework' counts!)
I don't work enough, the house is a mess in general cleanliness much less the various projects that need doing.
2. Are/were you paid enough to make it worth it?...
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A car hit an elderly Jewish man. The paramedic says, "Are you comfortable?" The man says, "I make a good living."

I just got back from a pleasure trip. I took my mother-in-law to the airport.

I've been in love with the same woman for 49 years. If my wife ever finds out, she'll kill me!

Someone stole all my credit cards, but I won't...
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What is your favorite quote....

1) ... on family?
If you ever start feeling like you have the goofiest, craziest, most dysfunctional family in the world, all you have to do is go to a state fair. Because five minutes at the fair, you'll be going, 'you know, we're alright. We are dang near royalty.' - Jeff Foxworthy

2) ... on relationships? (marriage, friendships, etc)...
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