thamightysaje1

so i was sitting on the couch wrapped up in a blanket, having just finished a bit of left over food from the prime and my brother comes down and says" i'm going to the gym" without moving my eyes a flutter i say "ok" here then says"damn! food stoned much?" and i say "what?" pause "i guess" pause "that was some grub" it killed him. i din't think i ate that much but i've got thew giggles so i guess he was right.

for those not familur with food stoned it's when you eat so much you feel like you're high. i myself don't smoke but i do enjoy the ocasional food stoned. this concept was taught to me by two great pot heads..big up jake and jared.

so i don't think i reveiled this one. one time we was in the club and my homeboy pissed in a trash can, at the bar, like the trashcan at the end of the bar. then he ordered a drink.

not to be outdone, i hate to admit it, but in new york i once pissed in the sink cuz all the toilets were taken. but piss is aperantly steril and i was real drunk so please forgive me.

up to day 9 of sobriety

tell the kids i love um

saje