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So in the mail today i got an application and brochure for this national miss american beauty pageant. I thought they stopped sending those to people once they hit puberty. They want me to give them $20, fill out an application, and then go tryout to be Miss Tennesse. Now at first i actually contemplated doing it because if you win it, you get tons of cash, scholarships, and a free trip to california, where i could go see jensen. And man do i need the money. But then i got to thinking, "Am I really Miss Tennesse material?"

the answer is a resounding "fuck no."

I mean, i've got a big ass tattoo of demon wings on my back (which wouldn't be too impressive in the evening gown competition)
I hate school
I have no extra curricular activities
No awards for leadership or student government type things
My gpa is total shit
If i actually told them my interests, it would reveal that i love dirty punk boys in tight pants and i'm totally obsessed with a female porn site and that i'm basically a social outcast.

i'm so giddy i could vomit.