texwitch

So I was watching the Daily Show earlier and I had a horrible vision of the President in the Oval Office watching commentator after commentator discussing the enormity of the clusterfuck everything associated with his Presidency has become and how low his ratings have shot until finally he just snaps, screams, " Fuck you, you ungreatful bastards! You want a quagmire?! I'll give you a quagmire!!!" then phones in an airstrike on Tehran. After that he tips off Fox News and watches the whole thing from his desk with a bottle of Patron and big pile of blow in front of him like some jug-eared, whitebread Scarface!