Deep Thought's
by Jack Handey
One year Dad decided he was going to take us on a 'surprise vacation.' We wouldn't know where we were going until we got there. We were all real excited when we piled into the station wagon early one morning. We went about five blocks, then we got in an accident at a four-way stop. I guess it was a pretty good surprise, but why did we need all that camping gear?
by Jack Handey
One year Dad decided he was going to take us on a 'surprise vacation.' We wouldn't know where we were going until we got there. We were all real excited when we piled into the station wagon early one morning. We went about five blocks, then we got in an accident at a four-way stop. I guess it was a pretty good surprise, but why did we need all that camping gear?