Wow. Denver was nuts. Got to spend the last two weeks there, had a blast. I've never had such a fun time by myself in the last three years or so. One night was so nuts, I ended up in a shoe, my boxers, and an A-shirt in the middle of a jam packed bar. I met one of the hottest nerds ever at a country bar. Man she could cut a rug. Saw a couple of live bands perform in a hole in the wall joint. Found out that in the bar, Jet, you can't wear tennis shoes, but you can wear chucks. Assclowns. Whatever. Fuck Jet. Put that in your pipe and smoke it out your ass. Anyways it's good to be home. Birthday is Monday!! Gonna get chocolate wasted!!
heartbaker:
I take it someone watched Grown ups? Hope you have a great birthday