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ahhhhhhhhhhh, i got a drum machine! hehe. well, i've paid for it, but it's not arrived yet. i paid far more than i intended to, but it's too late now! woooooooh, alesis sr16! now all i need is a zoom ps-04 palm studio, so if anyone wishes to donate one to me, or the money to buy one, i'll gladly sleep with you. unless you're male, in which case i'll find a beautiful girl to sleep with you. unless you like guys, in which case i'l call up some of my gay friends for you. anyway........

i move in under two weeks. i need to go out drinking soon, possibly in norwich wink are there any good gigs at the jazz cafe anytime soon as well?

i got the promo of thicke's 'wanna love you girl' yesterday smile that song is gonna own the airwaves soon. my boy, robin thicke tongue
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paine:
I didn't put the other thing on that thread, since I already got enough shit from kkimberlin79 for the first thing...but this is pretty funny, too, thought you'd appreciate it.

Okay, the part in the movie where Jay is screaming "YOU ARE THE ONES WHO ARE THE BALL-LICKERS!" at the top of his lungs? That's the husband's favourite part, and he would say it way too often...at one point he realized that maybe he ought to stop, because the twins are at an age where they repeat everything we say. He stopped short one time: "YOU ARE THE ONES WHO ARE THE..." and then shut his mouth.

My daughter looks up at papa and says "BALL-WICKERS!" with a big smile on her face.

I thought I was gonna piss myself laughing. Now we just gotta hope they don't do it without prompting...in front of my uptight in-laws or something.
Sep 11, 2005
paine:
These boxers are particularly cool because they're actually made for women--I didn't just steal them out of the man's underwear drawer. I swear I'm gonna go buy 15 pairs of them next time it's payday. smile
Sep 11, 2005

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