ok, i've given in too, although my facts will be most lame.....
1. i've never broken any bones
2. when i was about 5 i hung around with kids about 4 years older than me. they liked to kinda pick on me, but i learnt to box and beat the shit out of one of them
3. i also threw sand in his eyes once
4. and a giant rock at his head
5. despite my dirrty english accent, i was actually born in Arbroath in Scotland
6. i once had a dream that i had dirrty, rough bloody sex with christina aguilera. twas the best dream i've ever known
7. i punch sand to harden my knuckles, but i make sure no one can see me doing it
8. i don't fight unless REALLY necessary, and one time this guy was punching me and i was absolutely pissing myself with laughter
9. one time when i was ill i tried to snot and i had this long hangy thread that swung round my face and attached itself to my cheek
10. if all of my exes continue the way they're going i may soon have dated more famous people than johnny depp
11. when i go on an aeroplane i always wear my sg wifebeater
12. this is because i want to pretend i'm bruce willis in die hard
13. i live in a remote area. so remote that i have only two neighbouring families
14. and i have to walk halfa mile to take my rubbish to the bins
15. and 2 miles to the shops
16. i can drink an obscene amount of rum & coke, providing i drink one glass of coke after my third rum & coke
17. i once got mistaken for rivers cuomo when he was going through that beardy phase
18. i slouch
19. i get bored of girls easily
20. i have driven away most of the girls i've ever cared for, and i'm not totally sure how i managed it
sorry!
god damn that was hard. x
UPDATE:
nice. fuckin' morrisons carrier bags! one just split on me and the only thing to fall out and SMASH TO PIECES was my bottle of rum. ever get the feeling you're not supposed to enjoy yourself?
1. i've never broken any bones
2. when i was about 5 i hung around with kids about 4 years older than me. they liked to kinda pick on me, but i learnt to box and beat the shit out of one of them
3. i also threw sand in his eyes once
4. and a giant rock at his head
5. despite my dirrty english accent, i was actually born in Arbroath in Scotland
6. i once had a dream that i had dirrty, rough bloody sex with christina aguilera. twas the best dream i've ever known
7. i punch sand to harden my knuckles, but i make sure no one can see me doing it
8. i don't fight unless REALLY necessary, and one time this guy was punching me and i was absolutely pissing myself with laughter
9. one time when i was ill i tried to snot and i had this long hangy thread that swung round my face and attached itself to my cheek
10. if all of my exes continue the way they're going i may soon have dated more famous people than johnny depp
11. when i go on an aeroplane i always wear my sg wifebeater
12. this is because i want to pretend i'm bruce willis in die hard
13. i live in a remote area. so remote that i have only two neighbouring families
14. and i have to walk halfa mile to take my rubbish to the bins
15. and 2 miles to the shops
16. i can drink an obscene amount of rum & coke, providing i drink one glass of coke after my third rum & coke
17. i once got mistaken for rivers cuomo when he was going through that beardy phase
18. i slouch
19. i get bored of girls easily
20. i have driven away most of the girls i've ever cared for, and i'm not totally sure how i managed it
sorry!
god damn that was hard. x
UPDATE:
nice. fuckin' morrisons carrier bags! one just split on me and the only thing to fall out and SMASH TO PIECES was my bottle of rum. ever get the feeling you're not supposed to enjoy yourself?
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[Edited on Oct 31, 2005 11:05PM]
Hope all is well in the beautiful scot land.
x