terribleshy

I'm considering making up a fake band and putting a picture of a femme-fatale on it on MySpace so I can have eighty zillion million superfluous friends. I'll email them and send them flyers every week like it's a real band and fabricate a massive fan base seething with admiration and when the major labels come knockin' they'll be sad to see it was all in the name of an anthropological endeavor in internet politics. MUWAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHA