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Sunday May 10, 2009

May 10, 2009
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Mothers day... Went well I suppose.

I took my Simon for an intense walk around the local world. Not a bad walk, reallly FUCKIN cold though. I've kinda' given up on the whole summer anticipation thing, its as if the weather around here suffers from a severe case of Bi-Polar disorder (Bipolar II would probably be the most appropriate diagnosis).

I have to get a work related physical in the morning, this I am not looking forward to in the least. I only like strangers to touch my ball-junk when its on terms other than those of an examination room.


Throbbing Gristle is where my musical selection is at the moment, and I find it compliments the mood situation I'm in pretty well surreal

I stink... A shower is in need right about now.
sophie:
My suggestion is: ask your ladyfriend to gently caress your balls on the evening following your doctor's appointment to balance out the un-fun memories.
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