Morning! Fuck, I am glad it is Friday. I think Wayne and I are going to the Moan and Dove tonight, but that means I am driving since he has a card to complete there and will be a toppling mess by mid-evening.
I stole this from nicklesanddimes, who got it from someone else... it's probably a thread somewhere but I am too damn lazy to find it.
If you have a minute or two, copy and paste it into a comment box and share away 
1. How tall are you?
5'5"
2. Do you own a gun?
nope, I tend to talk in my sleep and occassionally motion with my hands, and I'm afraid I might kill someone someday
3. Rehab? Counseling?
is this an offer or an intervention?
4. Have you ever killed an animal?
nope. not even accidentally with my car. knock on wood
5. Are you Irish?
no, but I used to have some Irish in me, a few times a week if I was lucky
6. What do you think when you hear hot dogs?
aren't those ground up intestines?
7. What's your favorite Christmas song?
none of them: I worked at a mall stand once and had to hear them continously for a month and now they have a Pavolovian effect where I want to shoot someone (see #2)
8. What is your favorite smell?
the beach
9. What do you prefer to drink in the morning?
coffee with lots of vanilla and sugar
10. Do you do pushups?
no
11. Have you ever done ecstasy?
Why bother: I'm happy and lecherous enough as it is
12. Have you been shot?
no
13. Have you ever been hospitalized?
nope
14. Do you like painkillers?
Hate them actually
15. What is your secret weapon to lure in the opposite sex?
a bottle of vodka and a stun gun
16. Do you own a knife?
Do kitchen knives count?
17. Do you have A.D.D?
Yeah you know me!
18. Do you love the pain a tattoo brings?
yeah, but the piercing felt even better
19. Name Five Drinks You Regularly Drink:
coffee
decaf iced tea
water
vodka
more vodka
20. What's In Your CD Player?
a mix CD I burned last week
21. What's Under Your Bed?
a box of my shoes and lots of dust bunnies
22. Current Hair?
is this a question?
23. What are you wearing?
a suit: I just got home from Open House and had to please THE MAN
24. Current Worry?
none
25. Current Love?
just a crush
26. Current Hate?
the religious right
27. Favorite Place To Be?
sleeping
28. Least Favorite Place To Be?
in line anywhere
29. If You Could Play an Instrument?
I'd play the cow bell. I've got a fever!
30. Favorite Color?
Green
31. Person From Your Past You Wish You Could be with Right Now?
see? Jerry be with? nah
32. Where Would You Like To Go?
varies from day to day
33. Where Do you want to live?
anywhere it's warm but not too warm
34. Favorite food?
pizza: any and all kinds
35. Color of most clothes you own?
Black
36. Number of pillows you sleep with?
2
37. What do you wear when you go to sleep?
nothing
38. What were you doing 12AM last night?
masturbating
39. What do you think you'll be doing in 10 years?
see # 38
40. Are you paranoid?
You say it's paranoid, but just wait until they start following YOU!
41. First piercing/tattoo?
my ears, and a butterfly, to signify change
42. Last person you yelled at?
Some asshole driver
43. Last crush?
hah- if I typed it here it wouldn't be my secret anymore
44. Last thing you ate?
A tuna wrap
45. If you could be a pirate what would you say?
who the fuck picked THESE clothes out?
46. Do you have an iPod?
no
47. When and why did you last vomit?
Christmas 1999 from food poisoning
48. What's in your pockets right now?
nada
49. What color are your bedroom walls?
violet-tan
50. Last thing that made you laugh?
my students
51. Any pets now?
4 furry kitty babies
52. Inny or an outty?
inny
53. Do you have any piercings?
yes
54. If you were a crayon what color would you be?
turquoise
55. Have u ever won any awards?
yeah
56.How many TV's do you have in your house?
2; I'm a capitalist pig I guess
57. Have you ever sprained/broken/fractured a bone or gotten stiches?
is that your way of asking if I am an S & M junkie?
58. Who do you tell your dreams to?
my SG journal
59. if you could pick one person to make out with who would it be?
Besides my current crush, probably Ryan Gosselin. Or Adrien Brody. Or Johnny Knoxville. But not all at once.
60. What do you think of the person who posted this before you?
He scares me, especially now that I know he owns an arsenal of guns
I stole this from nicklesanddimes, who got it from someone else... it's probably a thread somewhere but I am too damn lazy to find it.
If you have a minute or two, copy and paste it into a comment box and share away
1. How tall are you?
5'5"
2. Do you own a gun?
nope, I tend to talk in my sleep and occassionally motion with my hands, and I'm afraid I might kill someone someday
3. Rehab? Counseling?
is this an offer or an intervention?
4. Have you ever killed an animal?
nope. not even accidentally with my car. knock on wood
5. Are you Irish?
no, but I used to have some Irish in me, a few times a week if I was lucky
6. What do you think when you hear hot dogs?
aren't those ground up intestines?
7. What's your favorite Christmas song?
none of them: I worked at a mall stand once and had to hear them continously for a month and now they have a Pavolovian effect where I want to shoot someone (see #2)
8. What is your favorite smell?
the beach
9. What do you prefer to drink in the morning?
coffee with lots of vanilla and sugar
10. Do you do pushups?
no
11. Have you ever done ecstasy?
Why bother: I'm happy and lecherous enough as it is
12. Have you been shot?
no
13. Have you ever been hospitalized?
nope
14. Do you like painkillers?
Hate them actually
15. What is your secret weapon to lure in the opposite sex?
a bottle of vodka and a stun gun
16. Do you own a knife?
Do kitchen knives count?
17. Do you have A.D.D?
Yeah you know me!
18. Do you love the pain a tattoo brings?
yeah, but the piercing felt even better
19. Name Five Drinks You Regularly Drink:
coffee
decaf iced tea
water
vodka
more vodka
20. What's In Your CD Player?
a mix CD I burned last week
21. What's Under Your Bed?
a box of my shoes and lots of dust bunnies
22. Current Hair?
is this a question?
23. What are you wearing?
a suit: I just got home from Open House and had to please THE MAN
24. Current Worry?
none
25. Current Love?
just a crush
26. Current Hate?
the religious right
27. Favorite Place To Be?
sleeping
28. Least Favorite Place To Be?
in line anywhere
29. If You Could Play an Instrument?
I'd play the cow bell. I've got a fever!
30. Favorite Color?
Green
31. Person From Your Past You Wish You Could be with Right Now?
see? Jerry be with? nah
32. Where Would You Like To Go?
varies from day to day
33. Where Do you want to live?
anywhere it's warm but not too warm
34. Favorite food?
pizza: any and all kinds
35. Color of most clothes you own?
Black
36. Number of pillows you sleep with?
2
37. What do you wear when you go to sleep?
nothing
38. What were you doing 12AM last night?
masturbating
39. What do you think you'll be doing in 10 years?
see # 38
40. Are you paranoid?
You say it's paranoid, but just wait until they start following YOU!
41. First piercing/tattoo?
my ears, and a butterfly, to signify change
42. Last person you yelled at?
Some asshole driver
43. Last crush?
hah- if I typed it here it wouldn't be my secret anymore
44. Last thing you ate?
A tuna wrap
45. If you could be a pirate what would you say?
who the fuck picked THESE clothes out?
46. Do you have an iPod?
no
47. When and why did you last vomit?
Christmas 1999 from food poisoning
48. What's in your pockets right now?
nada
49. What color are your bedroom walls?
violet-tan
50. Last thing that made you laugh?
my students
51. Any pets now?
4 furry kitty babies
52. Inny or an outty?
inny
53. Do you have any piercings?
yes
54. If you were a crayon what color would you be?
turquoise
55. Have u ever won any awards?
yeah
56.How many TV's do you have in your house?
2; I'm a capitalist pig I guess
57. Have you ever sprained/broken/fractured a bone or gotten stiches?
is that your way of asking if I am an S & M junkie?
58. Who do you tell your dreams to?
my SG journal
59. if you could pick one person to make out with who would it be?
Besides my current crush, probably Ryan Gosselin. Or Adrien Brody. Or Johnny Knoxville. But not all at once.
60. What do you think of the person who posted this before you?
He scares me, especially now that I know he owns an arsenal of guns
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beaar:
we definetly will drink together but i will only wear the pants and the hat. those are the only cool parts of the uniform. 
beaar:
well yeah suspenders are part of the pants, at least that is how i picture it