Where have I been for 31 years?! Why did I never think to put hot sauce on popcorn? It's awesome, and I've decided it's my new compulsion from this day forward.
For some reason I seem to be spending more time in front of a movie screen than on a barstool, which I suppose is a good thing, all vices considered. I saw the Fantastic Four today, and I was shocked to find that it didn't suck, as all the reviews had predicted. I'm a Marvel geek, though, so maybe the opinion is skewed a bit. In any case, Chris Evans is hot (literally and figuratively), and Michael Chiklis displays some pretty good acting skills. Jessica Alba has some freakish contact lens thing going on, and Mr. Fantastic's special effects could have been better, but overall, it kept me interested.
What was disturbing, though, were the previews: the first, a remake of King Kong is coming out in December. I don't remember there being dinosaurs in the original, but perhaps the surely innane special effects have made me block them out. Good news: Adrien Brody (who is the namesake of my most worn-out vibrator), plus the man I'd most like to tie up and keep prisoner in my pantry: Jack Black. Bad news: well, that's all there is to look forward to in that movie. Second, the walking STD, ooopps I mean Colin Ferrell, stars in The New World, a film depicting the adventures of John Smith. Mass genocide of a native people and the assimilation of such into Puritan culture: IT'S FUN FOR THE WHOLE FAMILY!
Okay, I'm off to finish The Stranger... I'm halfway through and am already planning a screenplay in my mind.
For some reason I seem to be spending more time in front of a movie screen than on a barstool, which I suppose is a good thing, all vices considered. I saw the Fantastic Four today, and I was shocked to find that it didn't suck, as all the reviews had predicted. I'm a Marvel geek, though, so maybe the opinion is skewed a bit. In any case, Chris Evans is hot (literally and figuratively), and Michael Chiklis displays some pretty good acting skills. Jessica Alba has some freakish contact lens thing going on, and Mr. Fantastic's special effects could have been better, but overall, it kept me interested.
What was disturbing, though, were the previews: the first, a remake of King Kong is coming out in December. I don't remember there being dinosaurs in the original, but perhaps the surely innane special effects have made me block them out. Good news: Adrien Brody (who is the namesake of my most worn-out vibrator), plus the man I'd most like to tie up and keep prisoner in my pantry: Jack Black. Bad news: well, that's all there is to look forward to in that movie. Second, the walking STD, ooopps I mean Colin Ferrell, stars in The New World, a film depicting the adventures of John Smith. Mass genocide of a native people and the assimilation of such into Puritan culture: IT'S FUN FOR THE WHOLE FAMILY!
Okay, I'm off to finish The Stranger... I'm halfway through and am already planning a screenplay in my mind.
q1070:
hot sauce on everything rocks! I agree that fantastic 4 didn't suck..who'da guessed that?
1xxx1:
One of the first shots of King Kong on skull Island( in the original) is him wrastlin' with a t-rex and I aint talkin about marc bolan either.